mongohole

A mysterious weather pattern that has repeatedly caused a man's wallet to disappear without trace, usually ocurring while the man is drunk on russian vodka.

Mate.1 - "Holy fuck Ansen you've lost your wallet on the train from Siberia to Mongolia, that's pretty fucked up."

Mate.2 - "Yeh I heard on the news that the mongohole was heading our way, but didn't realise it would hit so early!"

Mate.1 - "You knob"

Mate.2 *Headbutts the wall*

by bobby rooney May 23, 2008

mongolian mailbox

its when you really gotta poop, but get unexpectedly buttfucked by a 14 inch wang.

my mongolian mailbox got a special delivery today...

by bassplayer2493 November 6, 2009

mongolicious

the behavior a retard exhibits when trying to pick up a girl, and somehow succeeds

i don't know about you guys, bu im going mongolicious

by sevfifsev March 31, 2010

mongolious

abnormally large, giant

Guy #1: Dude, check out that booty.

Guy #2: Man, that thing is mongolious.

by tacbac July 27, 2010

Mongoloon

A person with severe mental disabilities which are not visibly recognisable
A Cross between a Mongol and a lunatic

Hey look at that guy over there, i'm not sure whats wrong with him but he is definately some kind of Mongoloon

by Yoguls January 9, 2011

Mongolian Backhand

Raising one leg on a chair and placing your arm around the outside of your leg and masturbating with your hand the wrong way around.

Cam "Didn't get a root last night so went home and smashed myself Mongolian Backhand style"

by MBackhandSpecialist August 18, 2011

Mongolian Teabag

The act of dropping ones testicles in anothers gaping anus. After the testicles have been inserted the receiver then tenses their anus and the giver pulls their testicles out of the now closed anus, making a loud wet pop.

Dude, I gave your mum the meanest Mongolian Teabag last night, still have the shit on my nuts to prove it too.

by poopy_nuts November 20, 2011