Mega squawker 2000 

A bird that is mistakenly taken for a caterpillar or worm

Him: wow! What kind of caterpillar is that?
Her: it’s actually a bird called the mega squawker 2000

Mega squawker 2000 by Such swanky June 11, 2018

Mega Sleep

That feeling of existential dread and depression that you have to carry on yourself. The only way to resolve this issue is to sleep.

Friend : Hey man wyd tonight?
Me : Man idk I think I'm gonna mega sleep...
Friend : Oh shit man you aight?

Mega Sleep by CommunistGaben_ July 23, 2018

Mega faggot 

Jon westlake

"The mega faggot just ran into a garbage can on his dirtbike"

Mega faggot by Blorkal_Snorf August 4, 2018

Mega Trumpet 

A really loud trumpet usually found in a marching band setting having competitions seeing who can play louder and higher.

Man those mega trumpets are really loud today.
Listen to those mega trumpets have their competitions on who can hit the double G first.

Mega Trumpet by The mega ego August 18, 2018

Mega fax 

Something that’s true, but very true, so much that it’s MEGA true.

“Wow this test is so hard”
“Mega fax, it was so hard I think I’m finna fail”

Mega fax by bobmarley0021 August 28, 2018

Mega Startup 

A gargantuan venture philanthropy project that is so large in its scope that it is bigger than any one corporation could possibly ever accomplish on its own, thereby requiring a collaborative effort merging large foundations, corporations, business visionaries, thought leaders, celebrities, musicians and athletes to come together to fuel its power.

Dude, did you hear about these new mega startups? They are like Cat 5 hurricanes in force. These entrepreneurs just keep moving the bar and getting bigger and bigger. WTF is that all about? How do they come up with this stuff?

Mega Startup by Dr Isaac September 18, 2018

Mega tough 

A term usually used by a indian kid in middle school who is trying to be white but fails miserably. He acts like he is popular and flips his phone out every chance he gets while recording on Snapchat. He acts cool inform tof girl but deep down in his heart he feels a sudden pain and sadness because he is going to be sad at night knowing nobody will dance with him at homecoming

Rajesh: Bro, that’s mega tough!

Timmy: yea, dude let’s go skate some more!

Mega tough by Slide sloot September 23, 2018