by vanderplonk September 18, 2007
by TheMaskedOffender April 12, 2006
On a TI-83/89 scientific calculator, pressing the 'MATH' button and then the '9' button prompts a function that enables the user to find the answer to a type of problem called a definite integral within a few keystrokes. The alternative to this is doing it all by hand, which is very time-consuming/tedious. So, by simply using "MATH-9" you save yourself some time and a headache. This can be loosely applied to situations in life that require work, but whoever is supposed to be doing that work is lazy/uninterested so they opt out of it by finding a simple alternative.
Bob: Ugh, my girlfriend was bugging me to mow the lawn all day!
Charlie: So did you give in or what?
Bob: Nah, I just MATH-9'd that shit and paid some neighborhood kid to do it.
Charlie: So did you give in or what?
Bob: Nah, I just MATH-9'd that shit and paid some neighborhood kid to do it.
by Rutherford Jones June 30, 2009
It was five dollars for five twelve-packs. I did the quick can math and figured out it was about eight cents per can!
by Ace and Deuce November 27, 2005
Someone who is guaranteed to make your life a living hell, however this part of hell is known as school, in a math class your sanity is drained and you want to die.
Me: “Hello Mr. *insert Math teachers name here* we are going to be late if you don’t let us out of class.
Teacher; don’t check your watch. You’re not leaving.
Me; NOOOOOO
Teacher; don’t check your watch. You’re not leaving.
Me; NOOOOOO
by A_real_gayyyy May 24, 2023
Something simple that doesn’t need an explanation. Something that is basic, obvious or common sense. Something that isn’t rocket science.
Malcom: what happened wit you and old girl?
Don: She was on some Trump shit and I wasn’t for it. It’s basic math.
Don: She was on some Trump shit and I wasn’t for it. It’s basic math.
by iamanthonydean May 24, 2019
He said this awesome math joke, it was something thing like, "what did the 3 say when walking into a bar? 'I'm going to be here forever...'"
by high scholar January 05, 2022