math textbook

someone or somethings with alot of problems

that stoner is a math textbook

by laura May 25, 2004

Math-ractive

the ability of a person to charm or excite you with their brains, particularly mathematically.

Guy= Did you know that Elle can type 120 words a minute

Girl= 120 is pretty impressive.That means that she can hit 600 keys in 60 seconds which means that she can hit 10 keys a second.

Guy= Math-ractive!

by TCOUGH January 2, 2013

math class catatonia

when ur in math class and u start spacing out so hard that nothing that happens around you is registered. you start drooling, and mumbling to ur self while you sit there not moving a muscle wishing there was a fire drill today. you want to fall asleep but you know that asshole that calls himself a "teacher" will wake ur dumbass up. so u just sit there lookin' like Donny Darko spacing out.

"bro during mr. bobs math class i space out so hard sometimes i fall asleep with my eyes open."
"math class catatonia man, happens to the best of us."

by jimmybil July 22, 2014

Math Daddy

Cutshall

Cutshall is a Math daddy

by Cutshall is math daddy November 15, 2021

Math DJ

An educator who creates beautiful or elegant math, by mixing and matching ideas from different disciplines to vow their audience—they are neither generalist or specialist, who use creative ways to convey difficult math concepts, or are bewitched to come up with intuitive or elegant solutions to math problems.

If math teachers, editors, and writers thought like a math DJ, the public perception of math being a dull or difficult school subject would be a thing of the past.

by MathPlus August 20, 2021

Math Sucks

Everyone in your class hating math

Teacher: Get ready for math
Students: Math Sucks

by Ezra is fat January 19, 2022

Math Honors

the worst hell t ever exist to become so-called "smart"

Im in math honors!
fuck, have a good life.

by Rosellia February 15, 2022