Math teacher

-noun- a person who helps you solve problems you'd never have without them

That's our math teacher.

by Lrhy8 August 31, 2020

maths magician

Someone who is good at maths

Leroy: Yo Bob, what's 300,000 ÷ 8?
Bob: 37,500.
Leroy: Wow Bob, you're a maths magician!

by vanderplonk October 3, 2007

sex math

Sex is like maths

Sex math It goes dick + pussy then pussy - dick then the cum will ÷ and you'll hope you don't ×

by FallenShai December 26, 2020

can math

The quick mental math you do to find out how much Mountain Dew costs per can when it is on sale.

It was five dollars for five twelve-packs. I did the quick can math and figured out it was about eight cents per can!

by Ace and Deuce November 28, 2005

maths gcse

if you fuck up this gcse you will fuck up your whole entire life and have absolutely no chance of a good future. if you are good at maths consider yourself blessed, i dont want to ever hear a single person say "ah bro i got a 7 and i wanted a 9" when there are people out here barely getting a grade 4.

i am currently writing this whilst raging at maths revision.

Abdi: "Bro failed his maths gcse, now hes gonna have to be flipping burgers at some 1 star hygiene rated local kebab shop."

by chimpslayer60 November 6, 2022

Basic math

Something simple that doesn’t need an explanation. Something that is basic, obvious or common sense. Something that isn’t rocket science.

Malcom: what happened wit you and old girl?
Don: She was on some Trump shit and I wasn’t for it. It’s basic math.

by iamanthonydean May 23, 2019

can't math

A slang term for an inability to excel in mathematics.

"Ugh, I have algebra next period and I'm dreading it. I seriously can't math.
"OMG, the cash register broke and the barista couldn't figure out what change to give me from a thirty cent purchase. Trustafarians can't math."

by EVOLVE April 4, 2017