Miss Porters

Only the worst all-girls boarding school. Porters, or should I say Porkers is the place where skanky, stupid girls go because they could not get into any other school, like the amazing Ethel Walker. Those Porkers girls are just uglier, sluttier, fatter, stupider, poorer, worser dressing versions than the girls of Ethel Walker. Not only that, Porkers once did have a strong point of being "okay" at sports but now they suck at that too. Overall, Porters (Porkers) girls fail at life.
Miss Porters:
slut
whore
prostitute
idiot
stupid
poor
fat
dirty
ugly
pieces of shit
by oilkeafdilh January 30, 2009
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near miss

Someone that is so close to being a spa.
Ali is a dense fucker. Man, he must have been a near miss.
by Paul Ramsden June 08, 2005
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Miss Cleo

A fat Jamaican biotch who excels at poker, the lottery, and forecasting the weather.
"I thought Miss Cleo was the smartest person in the world, but then I remembered that not only was she fat but she was also black. If you can't read a book or eat sensibly, then you probably can't tell the future."
by William Stephens April 22, 2006
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miss the bus

Don't miss the bus on this. Call those creeps out.
by The Return of Light Joker September 13, 2010
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miss me

you've cheated on me, now miss me.
by trina November 17, 2003
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miss me

A term used by male or female to tell someone not to come to them with whatever bull shit they are talking about.
Like if somebody is throwing something (a ball for example) and before they throw it you tell them to not hit you or miss you. But in this case, you would mean words (accusations for example) Or just lieing period, you wont somebody to save the bull for the next person.
male: "What, are you fu**ing him?"
Female: "I just told you I don't know him!"
male: "You better miss me with that lieing!"
by Renee Ward August 15, 2007
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