loser bowl

1. (n.) A competition or label for those in an eternal state of defeat, especially in the realm of FIFA '14. One gains the title of "loser bowl" by losing absurd amounts of consecutive games, or by losing to a female amateur. Synonym: NIT, Consolation game

2. (n.) A profanity that replaces a greeting upon seeing someone to degrade their self-worth.

3. (adj.) To suck major bawls.

1. "Wow, Arya lost 3-1 to Jessica? He is in the eternal Loser Bowl now."
2. "Decker saw Riley and instantly shouted 'LOSER BOWL!!!' without even a hello. How rude."
3. "John whooped Cody's ass last night in Fifa? Wow, Cody is so loser bowl."

by dxfifachampakajohnlibabygirl December 12, 2013

loser excuse

when the loser find an excuse to blame the winner for winning

you: how did she win our Fantasy Football League and she was the only female in it.
me: because she cheated. her husband who was in the league adjusted her rosters and picked all her players for her on draft day.
winner: I picked my own team and adjusted my rosters every week. that's the ultimate Loser Excuse.

by moviestacks December 30, 2013

Loser Gets to Pick Up

What you say to the winner of a board game when they are celebrating right before you walk away.

Carolyn: I won! In your face!

You: Whatever, loser gets to pick up. *walks away*

by Plaid Drapes January 21, 2014

loser swiss

An adjective used to describe a person who uses a weak insult

Brian: Yeah, well your stupid
Jimmy: Wow, get better loser swiss

by ayejellydog April 19, 2017

loser

a person named ari who pretends to be ariana grande

“im ariana grande and i dont fall up the stairs”
“you’re a loser”

by shrekloser March 1, 2019

Loberry

Something or someone that is red like a strawberry and lobster mixed.

Dang Gunther you look like a loberry right now.

by Chubbsnoloberry May 27, 2019

Loser

The person who uses Sweaty as they would Sweety on Tumblr and then goes to UD & creates an elaborate definition so that they can not feel like the Loser that they are. LOLz Don’t be a Loser.

See an example of the Loserish definition below:

"Sweaty" is the correct way to spell the word "Sweety" on Tumblr.

Taylor Swift harasses her fans by suing them in court. Prior to the law suits, she DM's them saying, "SEE U IN COURT SWEATY ;) "
When someone's tryna correct u but u know they wrong so you're like "listen sweaty"

or when someone copies you, so you're like "SEE U IN COURT, SWEATY"
by listen sweaty November 13, 2016

by Just lil ole ME ;) July 4, 2019