Bum Log

A huge turd basically...Yeno one that clogs the bog.
In fact so big, that you would of thought it was a child.
Tim: Damn ! I need a Shit !
Tom: Go for one then.
Callum: Yeah dude you better not shit in my room, knowing you, you've probably had Indian food or Cat food or something like that ?!
Tim: Fine! But i reckon its gonna be a bum log cos my ring is well stinging !
by The Mighty Turd ! May 15, 2010
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blood log

Frank: Janie has been in the bathroom for a long time, man.
John: She's probably changing out her blood log.
by Stevtro December 27, 2007
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Epstein Log

The name for a penis that is shaped like an egg.

During the Jeffrey Epstein documentary on Netflix, it was revealed that he had an "egg shaped penis", to which he disgustingly smirked.

It's a play on the Lolita Express flight log, a.k.a. the Epstein flight log.
Much like someone with Peroni's Disease has a dick hooked more than Gonzo's nose, someone with an Epstein Log has a fucking oddly egg shaped appearing dick.
by Donkey McMuffinStuffin September 12, 2020
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Log splitting

When one's partner squeezes out a turd while one is actively engaged in anal intercourse so that one's penis happens to divide said turd much in the same way that one splits a log of wood.
Sally wasn't too keen on log splitting but I reassured her that I didn't mind getting a brown dick.
by LandfillSaloon March 10, 2016
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log blocker

Slang term for people who enjoy anal sex.
Roger is a total log blocker
by NattyB April 17, 2008
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dirt logs

(1.)Crap,shit,poo,doodie another meaning the word "POOP".

(2.) a word that would be the only thing cool to tatoo on your ass.

(3.)Something to call someone in frustration, anger, or is they're just being annoying.
(1.) Woah check it out! Larry made huge dirt logs in the toilet!!

(2.)Hey look everybody! i got dirt logs on my ass!

(3.)Dammit bob stop being a dirt log!!
by FreshFragrence November 03, 2007
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Log Jostler

Male person of homosexual nature, or who has preference for penetrative anal sex - e.g to disturb or move i.e 'jostle' faeces in the anal passage i.e a 'log'
That bloke is staring at you like he wants to pump your arse, I think he's a log jostler
by mike2011 March 16, 2011
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