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strangling the kangaroo 

A euphemism used as a reason for violently and abruptly taking a device (or unplugging it, etc) from someone who has inadvertently stumbled upon your vast, digital library of self-abuse.
You don't want to watch that mom....they end up strangling the kangaroo

Kill a Flying Kangaroo 

The act of shooting down a Qantas airplane
Lets Kill a Flying Kangaroo
Those kids at Guildford Grammar School seem to wanna kill a flying kangaroo

Reverse Nigerian Kangaroo 

insert the most disguisting, depraved and physically impossible sex act ever imagined by mankind here
Dude, last night I totally Reverse Nigerian Kangaroo'd her

Reverse Nigerian Kangaroo 

When you stick your foot in a girls asshole and start thrusting it in a kicking motion, like a kangaroo
"Dude, last night I totally Reverse Nigerian Kangaroo'd her."

Doo Doo Kangaroo

Doo Doo Kangaroo by Skull47 December 24, 2025

Can't tell the difference between a kangaroo and a rabbit 

Cant't tell the difference between a kangaroo and a rabbit.

To be very inexperienced, synonym with the word "Rookie." May also refer to a lightweight alcoholic drinker that is way over the limit.

Say it inside a courtroom, the courtroom will show its true colors and intentions.
Can't tell the difference between a kangaroo and a rabbit.

From a cartoon of a guy that didn't know what a kangaroo was.

That guy from Looney Tunes thought he was boxing the Jackalope or a Giant Rabbit.

He was boxing a Kangaroo this entire time.