Samah: Look at all this amazing food!
Jonathan: Wow! OMFG!!! So much foood!!! I just came.
Sweeta: Look! Free porn!
Jonathan: Uh oh. I just came.
Jonathan: Wow! OMFG!!! So much foood!!! I just came.
Sweeta: Look! Free porn!
Jonathan: Uh oh. I just came.
by asswhole_with_a_dubya February 15, 2010
When you are having a face-to-face conversation with an individual that is interrupted by them taking a cell call and they put you on hold by holding up an index finger indicating that this call is more important than talking to you. A rude gesture made by an insignificant person receiving an insignificant call.
by wolfbait51 May 17, 2011
when a girl doesn't want to give you a blow-job but you convince her to just kiss the tip of your penis. Knowing once she does she'll want to finish the job since no girl just kisses the tip.
by that booty man October 24, 2011
Rita: Oh Jesse is Just one of the guys, she would never shop at Hollister.
George: She is so awesome though!
George: She is so awesome though!
by aguy44 April 07, 2010
Basically sums up the scene seen in every movie, tv show,comic book, novel etc. Where two characters have obvious chemistry but are skating around the idea of sex.
"We get along pretty well Mark."-Linda
"I agree Linda."- Mark
Stare into each others eyes.
"Just fuck already!!!!!!"-everyone watching
"I agree Linda."- Mark
Stare into each others eyes.
"Just fuck already!!!!!!"-everyone watching
by Hemlock27 February 16, 2017
Joey: But you’re still moving in together, right? Because my ad came out today. (Shows him the paper.)
Chandler: (reading the ad) "Wanted. Female roommate, non-smoker, non-ugly." Nice!
Joey: Yeah? I just figured y’know, after living with you it’d be an interesting change of pace to have a female roommate, y’know? Someone I can learn from, someone-someone who’s different than me. And what’s more different than me; a guy who’s not 19 than say a girl who is 19? Enh? (Points to his head.) Not just a hat rack my friend!
'The One with Ross' Denial. Season 6
Chandler: (reading the ad) "Wanted. Female roommate, non-smoker, non-ugly." Nice!
Joey: Yeah? I just figured y’know, after living with you it’d be an interesting change of pace to have a female roommate, y’know? Someone I can learn from, someone-someone who’s different than me. And what’s more different than me; a guy who’s not 19 than say a girl who is 19? Enh? (Points to his head.) Not just a hat rack my friend!
'The One with Ross' Denial. Season 6
by Sheerah September 07, 2010
Instead of using a printer you would use a fax machine. It's a play on words and essentially a way of heavily agreeing with something/someone.
by drew.pression August 28, 2018