junk monster

crack head whos got shit all over him self

i tried buyin crack off a junk monster

by cool kidd October 7, 2005

Junk face

Being so fucked on any type of illicit drug you lose control of your facial features. Most commonly induced by poppers or exctasy.

"check out james or should i say junk face his own mother wouldn't recognise him in the state he's in"

by Brano December 15, 2008

Junkcar02

I really cool person whose user name is Junkcar02. He goes to gamefaqs and plays the following games: Rainbow Six 3, Red Alert 2, Half-Life, Unreal Tournament 2004, Frag.Ops, Medal of Honor Allied Assault, and Starcraft.

I saw Junkcar02 pwn everyone in Medal of Honor!

by Mac September 21, 2004

junk squad

the police who enforce the drug laws(underworld)

Let's get out of here before the junk squad arrives.

by Light Joker April 11, 2005

junk violation

anytime your lower unit is violated, damaged, or broken.

Adams girlfriend was a cold bitch when she kicked him in his gear giving him a junk violation.

by chonger November 30, 2005

junkdar

The uncanny ability of a junkie/drug user to locate substances at any given time or location

Billy's junkdar struck again: we were having a good time at the bar and next think you know he's got an eight-ball. He ruined another 'beer only' night with his junkdar.

by Scumberry August 21, 2006

junk zombie

One who is addicted to narcotics, usually heroin. The name is in reference to the zombielike state of the individual (apathy, lethargy, sluggishness).

ron is a junk zombie, 'cuz all he does all day is shoot up smack

by red commie bastard November 26, 2006