Team Jonas

The Jonas Brothers Fansite. Members pay about 35$ a year to get a forum, an over rated member gift, crappy presale tickets, m&g contests, and a whole world of drama.

The Jonas Brothers have virtually no contact with this site, and they never visit it.

Many people think that the m&g contests are rigged, due to certain people who win every time they enter.

there are some girls, who start LOTS of drama about themselves, using secret accounts, it is all a nag for attention, and when girls find out, they get nasty.

Girl 1: did you see anna made an extra account and pretended to hate on herself so people would feel bad for her?
Girl 2: yeah, shes annoying me a lot.
Girl 1: so, i think we should just make her want to leave
Girl 2: okay :) sounds good!

sunweed: theres so many girls who have connections who are stealing meet and greets from us here on Team Jonas!

sane person: please shut up

sunweed: i have theories!

sane person: please shut up

by dontchaaaa August 23, 2009

Jonas Brothers

When used as a noun, the Jonas Brothers, also known as the Jotards, are a band compiled of three ugly cavemen who try their hands at singing.

However, being unable to speak properly (as they are cavemen going through puberty,) they produce something similar to the sound of a drowning whale.

When used as an adjective, Jonas Brothers may also refer to an unpleasent sight or sound.

(When used as an adjective)

Sam's voice sounded like the Jonas Brothers on stage with a microphone.

Nails on a chalkboard remind me of the Jonas Brothers.

Emerging from the hallway was a horrible man more unsightly than the Jonas Brothers.

by Anna Elizabeth von Capulette October 17, 2008

jonas brothers

bunch of gay bitches that murdered music, shitted on it's remains, and ate it's cock
also they are they pretend to be christian but in real life they worship satan and are part of the KKK
don't listen to their garbage because if you do, you'll go to hell

Music listener1: Jonas brothers, huh i wonder what's so special?
(gunshot)
5 minutes later
Music listener2: Hey Paul i got some- Oh my god Jonas Brothers
(gunshot)
Music listener 1 and 2 R.I.P.

by notan00b777 June 29, 2009

jonas brothers

gay young men who have a crappy talent - joe jonas- nerd nick jonas- went solo and is now in a band nick jonas and the adminastration kevin jonas- just married and is very stupid they are all singers and actors in there show "jonas"

"The Jonas Brothers have a gay talent"

by rick tillings February 9, 2010

Jonas Brothers

Some wannabe-Rock Pop band that only gained fame from being on the Disney channel. For some odd reason many people on here try to defend their music(and by people I mean 13 year old girls). You can tell the people defending them are girls because they all post nearly the exact same message. Often overusing the word "amazing" in the wrong context. Think of them as the modern day Hanson.

JB Fan: OMG!!!!! the Jonas Brothers r not gay, thay r tha most amazingly amazing band since the invention of amazing which just so happened to be invented by the Jonas Brothers in the late 1800's in the ancient city of Amazington founded by the greek god Amazingtosinos(btw there is like historical data that links the Jonas Brothers gentically to Amazingtosinos). Until in 1805 the town was plagued by a disease called Amazingitus, which wasnt actually a disease because it only made the Jonas Brothers even more amazing adding to their already vast quantity of amazingness.


Why are they amazing u ask?, because they are like hott n stuff, who knows im just a stupid teenager and i lyke wut they tell me two.

by quasiasshole October 15, 2008

Jonas Fans gone wild

when joe jonas makes a porno he will title it JONAS fans gone wild

(joe)yes beckie there you go take off ur clothes

(beckie) like this

(joe) okay suck mi dick now for the camera

(joe)this is great for Jonas Fans gone wild

(beckie) JUST FUCK ME

by Tipsy Fall down March 31, 2009

kevin jonas

The oldest brother in the most amazing band THE JONAS BROTHERS. Real name, Paul Kevin Jonas II. Basically the most amazing man on the face of this earth. Not only is he beyond beautiful, he is extremly talented, an amazing role model, and the sweetest guy you will ever meet.

When he smiles you can't help but smile.
When he laughs your heart melts.
When he plays gutair you can't help but ROCK OUT.

he is basicaly god <3

"Girls who have strong belief system are beautiful in a great way" Paul Kevin Jonas II <3

by Kaitlyn Swinggg April 2, 2008