New Jersey House Wives

1.A TV reality show about 5 rich women in New Jersey. Caroline--the Boss, Dina-- the hot sister, Jacqueline-- the nice one and sister-in-law of Caroline and Dina, Teresa-- the friend with the mafia-looking husband and Danielle--the whore with all the drama.

2.Women who live in really really big houses and have possible mafia connections. However, they deny all allegations.

3. A group of rich Jersey women

Hey did you catch NEW JERSEY HOUSE WIVES last night?! Caroline is a bad-ass and I think Danielle is afraid of her.

by JerseyJaay July 8, 2009

Jersey

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by Mic February 20, 2005

jersey roll

In New Jersey, people don't know how to drive. When it comes to stop signs, people don't necessarily stop, they just kind of tap the brakes a bit and then jump out to cut off whoever might be coming the other way.

"He Jersey rolled a stop sign so we pulled him over"

by VicEnkidu May 18, 2014

Jersey Fruit Bowl

Similar to the practice of mooning, to achieve the Jersey Fruit Bowl a male practitioner will cup his genitalia (penis and testicles) and push them backward, toward the anus, before pressing his ass against a window, giving the look of a highly mangled and filthy looking bowl of fruit. Also nicknamed "The JFB", it is done as a prank and to disgust a large group of people. When performed in the state of New Jersey, it is often referred to as an "Indigenous Fruit Bowl".

Sam: "I am going to moon those people in the car next to us"

Dave: "Why not give them a Jersey Fruit Bowl?"

by etafatdik June 19, 2008

Jersey Tackle

v./n. To pleasure a girl with a frozen bait, while in the mean time she is pleasuring your penis with her mouth.

Yo man, me and my girl did the Jersey Tackle yesterday on the boat cause we weren't catching dick.

by Shmather69 June 19, 2011

Jersey-walk

A term for walking quickly with a definite purpose/destination. Usually involves ignoring people/potential distractions and pushing past annoying slow-walking people. Use this technique to achieve maximum efficiency in almost anything you need to do. Named after all the no-nonsense, awesome, badass New Jerseyans.

"I jersey-walked through the entire store and got all my shopping done in 10 minutes flat."

by heatherhez March 9, 2012

Jersey Hot

When a girl is hot with looks clearly derivative of a typical Jersey girl. (i.e. sweat pants partially unzipped hoodie, sweatshirt) Usually has long black hair, is Italian. Possibly obnoxious and loudly annoying.

Guy 1: she's pretty hot
Guy 2: yea but she's 'jersey hot'
Guy 1: too bad I'm not a douche bag, I'd be all over her

by Iactuallylikejerseygirls August 29, 2013