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Jersey-walk 

A term for walking quickly with a definite purpose/destination. Usually involves ignoring people/potential distractions and pushing past annoying slow-walking people. Use this technique to achieve maximum efficiency in almost anything you need to do. Named after all the no-nonsense, awesome, badass New Jerseyans.
"I jersey-walked through the entire store and got all my shopping done in 10 minutes flat."
Jersey-walk by heatherhez March 9, 2012
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Jersey Jesus Walker 

A woman wearing a floor-length maxi dress (most likely with spaghetti straps) made of jersey, resembling Jesus in his robes.

JJWs usually wear gladiator sandals and have a blatant disregard for the rule of summer that demands bare legs.
"Gross...there's another Jersey Jesus Walker hiding her cankles."
Jersey Jesus Walker by flosie August 3, 2009