Jizzy Jason

To upchuck a small amount of cum, into your beard, immediately after swallowing a load.

I had way too much mac n' cheese for dinner, so when I was having anonymous sex in the park afterward I got all gaggy and Jizzy Jasoned.

Hey, if I Jizzy Jason on the first date, do you think it's over?

I wonder if that Jizzy Jason I pulled last night has anything to do with my recent acid reflux.

by Sleeping on December 23, 2007

Pullin' A Jason

1. Someone who constantly invites themself somewhere with you.
2. Someone who pays pretty much the minimum for weed and mooches everything.
3. A person who owns a BMW Beamer, probably red.

Just got off the phone with (Insert name here), he is totally pullin' a jason. He'll be here in 10 minutes in the Beamer.

by Leminy Snicket August 29, 2010

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by Big dick jason November 5, 2017

Jason Aldean

A male vocalist known as a Country Music artist who is being promoted as a talented singer. His record company hopes to utilize the same mass hypnotism which eventually resulted in the Country audience accepting Kenny Chesney as a talented singer and "star" also.

Like Chesney, Aldean is short in stature and vocal ability; but appears willing to work hard in putting this ruse forth on the public.

Aldean is known for wearing his hat extremely low while displaying several ladies earrings in both ears.

Jason Aldean's modest talent may be observed by listening to singles such as "Laughed Until We Cried."

by ThePointe March 17, 2008

Jason

A lumbersexual/hipster hybrid in denial. Also a grass nerd.

Jason wears red wing shoes and plaid shirts.

by Kegthebeg April 11, 2017

Jason

A guy who is hard to get but he'll go through one girl after another. He's really nice and sweet, but don't be fooled, you wont last long with a Jason. He's usually shy until you get to know him. He's not the type to be your best friend or boyfriend. He swoons the girls and many girls drool over the gentleman personality Jason's have, but he's a forever alone type of guy even if he has a girlfriend. These guys don't talk things over even when situations aren't smooth all over. He'll just be like whatever, a reason why they don't keep a girl for long.

Girl 1: My boyfriend, Jason, doesn't really talk about problems in our relationship.
Girl 2: I heard he'll dump you soon.
Girl 3: Jason is your boyfriend?! Oh, he's dreamy. But not boyfriend material from what I heard.
Girl 2: See? He's probably not interested in you anymore.
Girl 1: Thanks for the warning, totally not dating a Jason next time.
Girl 3: You shouldn't have dated one in the first place, they just play you.

by PandaLuv November 24, 2013

Jason Campbell

Definition 1. To break your collarbone when trying to scramble without sliding .

Definition 2. To throw an interception right to the defender when you are in the red zone when game is on the line .

Definition 1.
Guy #1: Did you see the Browns-Raiders game ? Scott Fujita and Chris Gocong tackle Jason Campbell to the ground and they broke his collarbone !

Guy #2: Oh Shiet !

Definition 2.
Guy #1: Every time i play madden with you, i always throw a Jason Campbell !

Guy #2: Dude i know ! You got a good drive going on and next thing you know you throw the ball right to me !

by durell 3 October 18, 2011