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Maasai jumping-jack 

Named after the Maasai jumping dance performed by the maassai tribe. One's penis is tucked between the thighs and as the person jumps up and down a 'handless wank' is achieved. Usually carried out in frustration after hand functionality is comprimised for extended periods. Quite difficult at first but can be perfected with practice.

The first Maasai jumping-jack was performed by Charley Boorman while filming the long way round through Africa. Charlie was whining about his bitchy little limp wrists one night and Ewan denied him a dutch rudder. So, inspired by the Maasai people he'd seen that day, the Maasai jumping-jack was born.
After that motorbike crash where he broke both his wrists, Paul became a pro at the Maasai jumping-jack.

"If Liam didn't show me how to Maasai jumping-jack myself after I burned my hands, I don't think I could've coped."
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Jack Sparrow 

The best of all, the worst of all, a dumbass, a genius, the cheesiest, the funniest... In short terms, everything and the opposite!!
"He's the worst Pirate of the Caribean!!"
*5 min later*
"He's the best Pirate of the Caribean!!"
Jack Sparrow by Willoth November 23, 2003

Taliban Jack 

A nickname that refers to the Leader of Canada's NDP, Jack Layton, because of his lack of support of the Canadian Armed Forces and his sympathy and concern for the Taliban
God, that Taliban Jack is an ass, eh?
Taliban Jack by Steven Badger December 15, 2008

Jacksonated 

Vaccinated against cynical and malignant apathy for your fellow human being.
I was Jacksonated yesterday so I'm ready to to others.
Jacksonated by PY Love and Peace October 24, 2012

Jackson Craiged

When you run out of mayonnaise and you use you cum instead
My sandwich was dry so i Jackson craiged it

Luther Jackson Middle School 

luther jackson is full of try-hard non-white people and annoying, basic white people. tbh some of y’all are cute but 7th graders are all try hard, wannabe weirdos who either want to fit in or pretend to be a special snowflake and say that they don’t want to be popular because “a small friend group is better.” eighth graders all have the same hair cut and think they’re trendy. this school needs some individuality. everyone tries to look cool with trendy clothes and saying the n word. white people here just don’t fit in unless they’re not from america.
guy: yo my girl from luther jackson middle school

guy 2: is she that basic bitch ho with the thrasher hoodie?

jackanine 

When a jackass pulls an asinine move.
the very act of his arrival, after having allienated everyone, was just jackanine.
jackanine by NKBrat March 7, 2008