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Dirty Hooper's Seed

The act of taking Paul's sunflower seeds raw dog in the orifice of the mouth
I liked Dirty Hooper's Seed. It was ranch flavored.
by Aclyptico January 22, 2019
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Hans Hoppe

I would suck Hans Hoppe off but he would probably kill me.
by HansHoppe May 18, 2021
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Luke Hooperr

He is a red head goblin that is in love with Maggy.Mcsawin he is a wanna be cowgirl that rides horses like a city boy.He thinks hes a cowboy because of the cowboy hat he got from walmart.He trys to get gains for Maggy.Mcswain but hes still a twig hes been rejected by her like 7 times.He is so sad
Luke Hooperr is a little cowgirl.
by Dumbo1767 March 31, 2022
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Mr Hooper

A butthole that likes to torture naive and unknowing teenagers with his face every day. His head cosplays a square and his body is like a rotten pear. His ass covers most of the Australian continent and he is what you call a shit-cunt. He looks like he licks other people's drink bottles. He is also the 9th wonder of the world because there is no hairstyle in this world that makes him look good. He is the kind of person who would wash their hands straight out of the shower. Speaking of showers, I don't think he even takes any. He is like a pedophile but even babies have standards. He is such a basic white bitch that if he was a spice he'd be self-raising flour because his parents never loved him.
"ewwwwwwwwwwww"
"what's wrong"
"I stepped on a mr hooper lying on the ground"
by not.in_yourmom February 23, 2023
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no-hoper

A person (usually over 18) who has no job, no money and no hope in life (hence the name). No-Hopers live on the dole and usually drop out of school early. They do nothing but ride on their bikes or skateboards all day with other no-hopers. Some may even cause trouble by vandalism, shoplifting, burglary, bashings etc.

Most have been known to use drugs and drink and smoke constantly. Most think that they're "tough bastards" and that they're "cool".

The average no-hoper usually wears "baggy" loose fitting jeans with chains hanging off and a T-shirt. Some may even wear a baseball cap.

They are usually seen on their bikes, skateboards etc. They may also hang out in the streets late at night.

Some however, may not cause any trouble; but really, who knows what they do when they're left unseen!
no-hoper: do you wanna buy some drugs?
kid: sorry but I don't do drugs!
no-hoper: buy 'em NOW or I'll beat the shit out of you!
by PooHead69 May 5, 2008
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overthinking hooper

A teenage boy that lives in a first world country and overthinks the problems in his life and thinks he’s the main character; usually a baller and plays 2K and FIFA
John: Bro, my PS5 got delayed a month because of these dropshippers. I hate my life and all my enemies, soon I’ll become better than them and they can admire my sigma greatness.
Dylan: John you’re from the United States with a loving family and your dad makes 200k a year. Quit being such an overthinking hooper.
by bruhhhmyballshurt July 15, 2023
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Hoopered

When a young man gets stupidly drunk and then tries it on with a farmers daughter, gets turned down, but heroically tries again.
DUDE... JOE TOTALLY GOT HOOPERED LAST NIGHT!
YEAH I HEARD ANNA SAID SHE AINT NO REBOUND?
by Serbian-kid February 24, 2009
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