dribble guard

The position in basketball that fucking retards call point guards

Man, Aditya is the worst fucking dribble guard ever

by Mrpenis99 December 2, 2016

ladris guard

Someone who is obsessed with specific parts of Lord of The Rings(Ladris).

Person: Look at my Lord of the Rings tattoo about Ladris.

You: Are you a fucking ladris guard?

by SaltyBacon July 26, 2017

Glizzy Guardian

A person showing us that they are deepthroating or deepthroated something, it can be anything like a hotdog for example, or anything long in particular. Usually said towards guys not much to girls.

yo this guy a glizzy guardian! yea man he sus fosho. let’s get out of here man.
YOO this guy a glizzy swallowed a whole ass banana.

by HammahJ July 26, 2020

Hyderabad guarantee

Something that is so sure that you can bet the entire city of hyderabad on it.

Will you be coming to the party tonight?
Yes, and that's Hyderabad Guarantee

by Fortnite_gamer177 March 11, 2022

Rice_Guard

Used to Describe a person who responds with "Person Named" whenever someone mentions the word "Fuck" in a Sentence, and then with a picture of Marvin Beak named "WatchingEagle" at the end.

Person 1: Man this game fucking sucks.
Person 2: Person named sucks : :watchingeagle:
Person 1: So you're saying im having sex with someone named sucks? what the hell is your humour?
Person 2: Im just acting like Rice_Guard.
Person 1: Oh I see.

by didntknowyouwerechilllikethat August 10, 2023

The Iron Guard

Fascists

He's with The Iron Guard= He's with the fascists

by Iisus Hristos November 27, 2016

hot life guard

I know you girls were looking at me at pointe Hilton 😏 hmu

The hot life guard at pointe Hilton

by Hot life guard October 21, 2017