The Guitar

First spit on your hand and jiggle your balls while you stroke your shaft as if you where strumming a guitar.

I was so tired of using the stranger, I resorted to the guitar.

by Dusty Lynn Badwoman September 19, 2009

Guitar hero 3

the best game ever made

god plays guitar hero 3 because he is cool

by muffster April 21, 2008

Guitarded

To have no dexterity at the Playstation 2 game guitar hero 1 or 2.
OR

To be just plain bad and have no talent at guitar hero, like Mrs. Peck.

Mrs. Peck did an abysmal job at guitar hero 2, she got booed off of the stage so fast, i swear that she's guitarded.

by Steven "Poseidon" Segura March 23, 2007

gitana

a Mexican woman who is so entirely beautiful, she knows how to make a wiener stand.

"oh, look! there's Gitana! oh no.. now I have a boner."

by haley ^_^ January 28, 2015

Gita

Gita is band from Tempe, AZ who's music makes you feel as if you're dancing in an enchanted forrest, naked, surrounded by fairies and unicorns.

How did you end up naked in the street last night?
I don't know, I might have listened to some GITA.

by phuckphuckphuckphuck October 19, 2008

guitarast

No talent ass clown with guitar. Someone who pretends to be a guitarist , copies visual style of Van Halen, Slash or other famous musician, but lack of skill and wish to learn.

Concatenation from "guitar" and "pederast"

Bob is true guitarast. Can't play but shows photos of his guitars here and there, and brags about that

by dildo777 February 16, 2017

guitar hero

You guys are idiots. Guitar Hero and the "real" guitar BOTH take incredible amounts of skill. I would know; I play both. So until you can melt faces on plastic and authentic, quit trying to rag on everyone.

Guitar player: "dudeman guitar hero is so gay, itz not nearly as hxc as teh real guitar."
Guitar Hero: "stfu noob you can't five-star a song on Expert."
Rational person: "God dammit, you BOTH have skill. Quitcher bitching."

by hayguys November 23, 2007