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Funcarian Squiggler

A human baby. Derived from the portmanteaus "fun to carry" - fun carryin' - funcarian, and similar portmanteaus "squirm" and "wiggler" - squiggler. It is used as a playful alien-sounding nickname.
My Trekkie uncle will soon be the proud dad of a new funcarian squiggler.
by Alkuna March 21, 2025
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Fuctator

A sex and power obsessed person (likely male) with gaudy, gilded, and staid taste (or possibly all three - to emulate a time pleasing to an unreachable hierarchy - most likely an unloving parent figure).

Likely a powerful persona based on a last century (1980s's-1990's) flawed protagonists - that halted their emotional and intellectual growth - just like an action movie ending.

Fuctators may appear on modern dating sites. But protect yourself-they may be searching just for a "body" to play a role in beauty and silent nods (think Stepford wives). But they may also hide their personal beliefs and nature to satisfy their own suppressed desires. SO BEWARE. Their "suppressed" desires may include a society or time where women do not own independence in finances, their bodies, their life, their beliefs etc. (FYI if 1950's is a theme be wary).

These Fuctators are usually enigmatic and have powerful personalities - but they will employ every tool to bring you under their control - even if they don't realize it. They are narcissists that were raised with power behind them (it could be financial, coddled, royal, political etc.) And thus much more dangerous than everyday narcissists.
"Gah! My ex was such a "fuctator"! At first he seemed nice and traditional, then we regressed to 1940."
by A. Gill January 27, 2026
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func

Either the function = party/location.

or
Fun unc = uncle/uncool
gonna head to the func with the func
by n4tch January 28, 2026
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Funcshtain

A super dumb slang word for boobs that’s only used by total idiots. It’s the kind of nonsense you’d hear from someone who isn't exactly the sharpest tool in the shed and probably struggles to tie their own shoes.
"Yo, check out the funcshtains on that girl!"
"Shut up, Dave, you sound like a total moron. That’s the dumbest word I’ve ever heard."
by Benboq March 3, 2026
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func

(plur. funcs) In school terms, it can also mean functions in maths. Most prefered to be used in texts rather than in person
P1: Dude, did you understand the funcs in today's exam???
P2: yeah but i didnt understand the exponential func
by isnt.that.useful June 4, 2025
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funcle

nickname of the goat jamal

meaning freaky uncle
yo! have you seen funcle?
by funcle772 July 7, 2025
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funcle

MR AURA HIMSELF...big meat btw
aka jamal aka jj aka monkeyman aka tarbaby aka freakle aka funclejj
that is 100% a funcle
by funcle772 July 7, 2025
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