Front page news

This phrase refers to facebook when a post, pictures, note, etc. appear on the home news feed. This varies from user to user.

Scenario 1-
Jerry: "Hey, Bridget! How was the vacation with the kids?"
Bridget: "How the hell ...?"
Jerry: "The pictures made front page news on facebook."

Scenario 2-
Ethan: "No one cares about your faggot emo vampire bullshit, stop posting it or I'll block and report you"
James: "YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!¡!!¡111!!1!¡ONE!!"

by The Sock Maniac August 8, 2009

Front-Walled

A lesbian term used to pick up on young, strait or possibly bi women. Women whom usually use this term are older women, normally picking up on young-teenage girl.

Mainly used at concert settings.

It means to perform in lesbian sex, for it is similar to two "walls" slamming into one another.

COUGAR: Honey, do you need to be front-walled?

UNSUSPECTING TEEN: I don't know, do I?

by MonkeyPaPaPieStew March 17, 2010

frofty

Something soft and chewy.

Froffy
Kaykay:"These aren't as good as the real dip 'n dots"
Aby:"Real dip 'n dots are more frofty"

by AyBreezy March 5, 2011

Front hand

Your penis.

I only talked to this chick for an hour before she was shaking my front hand in the bathroom.

by Ad-roq September 19, 2016

Frontiersman

A man living in an undiscovered area, on the frontier of a new land. Lives off resources and things in the wild.

Joey: Hey whos that out there in the woods.
Bob: I dont know i think he is a frontiersman.

by XChampionGamer February 5, 2017

Frontal Lobe Brain Cancer

A mental condition caused by years of various degrees of substance abuse and and unprotected sexual relations with brazen trollops that are often ,but not exclusively met on dating websites such as Tinder. Most commonly the victims of Frontal lobe brain cancer will deny that the years of hard living have anything to do with their erratic behavior and will seek sympathy from friends and family.

Hey man..what's up with Leo? Did the syphilis finally catch up with his mental state?

I think so...But, he claims that he has frontal lobe brain cancer.

by The Honarable Mayor Fouts February 18, 2017

front seat yoga

The act of having some form of "intimacy" in the front seat of a vehicle. "Intimacy" can range from kissing to as much as full-on sex. Front seat yoga has been known to include making footprints on the inside of a windshield and the fogging of windows.

Kristin...my AC controls are all messed up in my car...were you and Jimmy engaged in a little front seat yoga on your date last night??

by jfwordsmythe March 20, 2017