Epic Fail

During the act of sexual intercorse where something doesn't go right, e.g. inability to ejaculate.

also used in internet games (such as counter-strike) when you die epically.

Antonym: Epic Win

Judy: Hey, why aren't you ejaculating?
Jeff: I can't...
Judy: Epic Fail!
(probably not how it would come about)

by Bug nut Ronface August 20, 2009

Physics Fail

The process of which a person attempts to do something - however the laws of physics make it impossible, thus causing the person to fail.

Physics Fail example:

1. Throwing a balloon at someone, but its stops strait after thowing it... epic fail

2. Throwing a computer mouse and expecting the wire to act as elastict - bringing the mouse back to your hand (impossible and the mouse slams of the desk)

3. (In The Other Guys) Samual Jackson and The Rock aim for a bush but plumit to the pavement.

by corbane November 3, 2010

Funky-Hibernate-Sleep-Fail

When a computer does not restart or come out of hibernation but instead hangs in a state without a display

I tried restarting my computer, but every time it just goes into a Funky-Hibernate-Sleep-Fail

by Odin Overland July 22, 2011

Lebanon Fail

A level of fail equal to or greater than a deterant to your swagger inflicted by the conditions of the country of Lebanon. This fail trump all other fails, including the "epic" fail and can be experienced anywhere in the world.

I really wanted to watch that you tube video, but the internet Lebanon failed on me.

I definitely had 24 kills in Modern Warfare 2 but then the power went out mid-match. Lebanon Fail.

by LebanonFailure January 21, 2010

Failasturbate

The act of poor masturbation which results in a failure or inability to complete the act to obtain an orgasm.

I already masturbated five times to the Golden Girls season three DVD and on my sixth time I failasturbated so I called it a night.

by Lawofdiminishingmasturbation March 17, 2009

Failcom

A company that doesn't learn from its past mistakes, has very limited talent, releases an incomplete product, lies to its customers, makes false promises to its customers, and charges its customers' credit cards even after the customers have cancelled the service. Derived from the company Funcom which has all of the above criteria fulfilled.

"I hear Failcom wants to develop an expansion to that POS Age of Conan."

by plmokn October 3, 2008

Fail Whale

a giant whale which appears at times of epic fail.

'Crap, I tried to jump the step but landed on my face instead'
'Jack, you just summoned the fail whale'

by Benjy-x June 28, 2009