Father

I don’t have one

Father went to go to the store

by Mayo_river June 13, 2021

father

Male who provided his semen for the generation of other living beings.

My father is a good person.

by Samsonic September 9, 2023

Father

Something you don't have

Your father used to exist.

by Sev 11 March 5, 2023

Father

The family member that most black people don't have!

"DaMarcus Timothy James Jr. didn't know who his father was. His father was out the door before he was born."

by BlackManOnFire April 24, 2022

African Father of the Seven Drug Lords

The African Father of the Seven Drug Lords is a legend known all over Africa and has seven drug lords all throughout Africa. He is the most feared person in Africa, and if you so happen to look at him wrong, he will drain you of your life force. When that happens, he will sell your life force to get his new shipment of drugs so he can distribute them to the drug lords and they can sell them.

Ruben: Hey Matthew have you heard about the African Father of the Seven Drug Lords?
Matthew: How do you know about my other half?
Ruben: What do you mean your other half Matthew?
Matthew: I'm sorry Ruben, but now you must die *Sucks the life out of Ruben*
Ruben: *dead lol*
Matthew: Good now i can get that new shipment =D.

by wowmandude January 9, 2017

My Father

A massive piece of shit that will quit literally fuck up your entire life. Not only is he an alcoholic, but he's mentally abusive, too! Wow, what a catch!

My Father ruined my life and is the root cause of my mental issues.

by metabolism April 20, 2023

Father

someone who will never come back

father: going to get milk
son: aight see you in heaven or hell

by You ass at fortnite January 18, 2022