Fap Dust

Dust that gathers on collections, often connected with profound fapping.

Every collector has it. Over everything collected will be a solid layer of dust, that’s dry skin cells to you and me. In a collectors room full of bikini clad girls Anime figurines, maids and girls with cat ears.. that dust is yours. Fap dust!

by <kodama> September 4, 2009

Fap tax

Paying the fap tax is when you subscribe to a streamer on twitch which will allow you to loudly fap from then on. Not paying the fap tax will result in a ban. So silent faping is the way to go if you cant subscribe.

Ex: "dude i cant fap like this", "just pay the fap tax and you will be fine"

by Bill235235235 December 24, 2013

fap farm

Jerkin off to animals or the thought of animals.

He got so drunk last night he totally pulled a "fap farm".

Chokin the chicken literally!!!!

by Lyrik Dodel December 22, 2010

fap juice

Any media that inspires the urge to masturbate.

That picture of Carmen Electra is fap juice and I want to ejaculate all over her face!

by yawgm8th February 11, 2005

Fap rag

The meaning of fap rag is being a dumbass that drives a gay Buick Regal and gets baked for no reason and believe he’s in Minecraft and has blocks falling on top of him

Zach Mueller is a fap rag

by Zachm.lovesboys January 17, 2020

fap flap

Another word for the Magnetic Cover of the New iPad2.

The cover protects the screen during fapping.

"Dude, gruwesome."
"Fortunately only on my fap flap and not on the screen

by PIT5657 August 25, 2011

Fapped eyes on

A sexual derivative of 'clapped eyes on' meaning to see someone attractive and immediately think about fapping/schlicking over them.

Example 1
Craig: I knew Mandy was the one for me the first time I fapped eyes on her.

Example 2
I just fapped eyes on the new girl at the gym, I know what I'm doing later...

by Bartholomew Swank April 23, 2013