slack fanny

In Devon (West of England), an idle, slow and incompetent person who is no use to man nor beast. Just like a slack fanny (whether British or American), someone who does a poor job of whatever they are meant to be doing.

'That Pete's such a slack fanny. Three bloody years I've been waiting for him to look at my roof.'

by mockschmock December 9, 2006

fanny fluff

the bit of fluff found round your fanny.

"i wanted to have sex with enid today, but she had too much fanny fluff and it put me off"

by amaree gilham December 24, 2003

Bucket Fanny

A fanny which is large and very loose. Maybe its this way through child birth or just one wild night with a stud or oversized sex toys.

Its a term to describe a fanny , but can also use as an insult.

Rhys Wait looked at his A-Hole and said to Alice "What does it look like?"

She said in reply " A Bucket Fanny! It looks like my actual fanny!"

by Rhys Wait June 19, 2006

Fanny Sprinkles

The crusty deposit left around the genital area when a women either gets excited and gets moist or after sex when her vagina is ripe with fanny juice and seamen, the Fanny Sprinkles are the dried seamen or womens cum, which is picked off and sprinkled elsewhere. men can also get fanny sprinkles after sex when the womens juices are still around the penis and dry.

hmmm Fanny Sprinkles make a good ice cream topping!!

by 8RaM October 17, 2006

fanny pack

To pack or fill a pussy.

Pack my fanny with your schlong.

Fanny pack me!

by Vin Rouge February 13, 2010

fanny hammock

A ladies under garment commonly known as the good old thong.

Look at that woman's fanny hammock peeping out from under her pussy pelmet.

by lou369 June 1, 2006

Bucket Fanny

huge crack that few come out of alive

my mate tom's still stuck in my bucket fanny. hes been there for years.

by monkey November 17, 2003