David Edwards Special

Excusing yourself between courses of a meal to defecate, specifically to "create more space" for subsequent courses or pudding.

Where's Peter, his dessert is ready?

He's gone for a David Edwards special to make space!

by Urb_Dict January 7, 2023

William Edwards

🤓

Rue : you’re so 🤓
William Edwards : NO I AM NOOOOT

by Spookisemm June 18, 2023

Austin Edward Vecchio

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💰💰💰💰💰💰🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

Austin Edward Vecchio is 🤓🔥🤓🔥💰🤓💰🔥💰💰🔥

by Sneaky Peter July 19, 2023

Montel Edwards

Really cool person who owns Melanie bot.

Yoo did you hear about Montel Edwards' new Melanie bot update?

by anonymous-059023 October 13, 2023

Pulled an Edward

When somebody has "pulled an Edward Cullen," they have acted creepy, stalkerish, or tries to break up with another person on the account of said dumpee being "too good for them."

Jenny: What? You're breaking up with me???
Pablo-the-Edward-Cullen-wannabee: Yes, Jenny... You're too good for me... You're like a saint compared to me.
Jenny: Really? I'm glad you're breaking up with me... Pansy. You just pulled an Edward

Monica: *is sleeping*
Edward-wannabee: * is staring at her*
Monica: *wakes up and sees him* WTF, you freak?!
Edward: *licks lips and jumps out window*
Monica: That freak just pulled an Edward.

by Fluffernugget August 16, 2012

The Portly Edward

CBD Republican who backs the Waukesha commercial powergrab gerrymandering bushwahackers from the Port of Edward. Three-time strike out champion running as a conservationist who has hopped aboard the Shoelace Express.

"Did you hear about the Portly Edward? Shipped out three CBD bottles to Tuscaloo, Iowa. Said so on his Facebook. What a goon.

by xanadude313 October 13, 2019

Edward

Edward = Explosive. Diarrhea. With. A. Running. Drip.

usually happens when you go to a third world country or after a bad case of spicy food.

Bryan: Dude, Edward is knocking at my door right now.
(After coming back from the bathroom)
Bryan: Nevermind. Edward just dingdong ditched my house.

by thiefingdude July 14, 2011