Ditch Doctor

Medical "professional" from a shithole nation.

I went to see my Ditch Doctor, Dawkta Pajeet. He said AIDS is caused by poo in loo.

by JamesBaud March 20, 2020

Ditchable Prom date

That’s what Bobby Singer (Supernatural) isn’t.

You can say it if somebody didn’t show up to an appointment you made.

It means that someone just purposely didn’t show up.

For Supernatural Fans it will always be funny if they hear someone saying that.

Bobby: "Do I look like a ditchable Prom date to you?"

Person xy: "I’m not a ditchable prom date"

by baby_satan67 April 15, 2020

Ditch picnics

Anytime you eat a sandwich on the way to Lake Wabamum.

Hey honey,are you hungry? No I had a couple ditch picnics on the way home.

by Whogibbs April 18, 2020

Ditchski

Anytime you grab a bumper and hang on.

Ooh boy that boys moon boots were smoking after that ditchski.

by Whogibbs April 18, 2020

Ditch-Bick

A person (usually a man) whom is a dick and often acts like a lil bitch!

Ray is such a lil ditch-bick!

by Robbiesbj May 22, 2020

Ditchie

The act of leaving friends in a bar early to go home and scrape your ass like a muddy ditch in bed

Did richie leave early ? Yeah good old ditchie strikes again

by Noegip June 6, 2020

Dratchell

A piano tuned to the shadows cast on a vacant lot.

From A Parkersburg Vocabulary
by David Berman

The old dratchell decayed in that lot behind the plasma clinic.

by Jon Tester August 10, 2020