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donkeypotamus

The first donkeypotamus was visualized, designed, and developed in a basement sometime around the year 2000 using voodoo, embryonic stem cell research, cybernetic technology, Christianity, various Indian spices, needles, thread, and psilocybin mushrooms.

There are approximately 4 donkeypotamuses in the world. Unfortunately, donkeypotamuses have built-in camera sensing mechanisms along with an insatiable hunger for eating the cameras which they detect.

The International Donkeypotamus Association was founded in 2008 to help facilitate public education of the vicious yet lovable hybrid creature known as the donkeypotamus.
The donkeypotamus ate my camera!!!!!!!
by dpgraves October 26, 2011
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donkey ballz

Let's order a Donkey Ballz pizza.
by Toadmaster Flex November 11, 2008
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Donkey Cheese

The accumulation of sweat and dried skin between a man's leg and scrotum. Usually occurs on hot, humid days.
I was itching my balls and wiped the Donkey Cheese by my leg on my gf's face when she was sleeping.
by Joker19none December 22, 2008
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Donkeyfuck

Verb: to intentionally or ignorantly make someone else's job harder
I would've finished earlier if Scott didn't keep donkeyfucking me!
by PetShop April 27, 2017
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donkey

a foolish person that acts an ass
act a donkey!
that fool is a strate up donkey!
by Anonymous January 15, 2003
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donkey byron

getting a double kill on two people engaged in combat in halo 3
ex. this mother fucker got 5 donkey byrons on me this game
by LT Chufferd May 4, 2008
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