dictator

A word for a male potatoe with a big spud.

I work my finger to the bone grading these potatoes....wow!!! look at this spud this must be a dictator!!!

by In Yo Face January 17, 2008

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going to the doctor

Parent & teacher-friendly alternative to 'smokin' weed' or 'blazin' up!'.

ME: "Hey, J, yu gun be smokin weed before school tomorrow?"
TEACHA: "WHAAAAAAAAAT!?!?!?!?!"
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ME: "Hey, J, yu going to the doctor before school tomorrow?"
J: "Yeh, yu comin'?"
TEACHA: "J, what is wrong, why are yu going to the doctor?"
J: "I've got a bad case of CHRONIC hunger."
TEACHA : "Ah, that's a terrible shame. Good luck."
US: "HAHAHAHAHAHA we're so smart."

by J. Dizzle April 10, 2007

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Doctor P

Designation given to anyone in the medical community that is known around town as a pervert.

"Did you see Doctor P at the pool yesterday?"

"Yeah, as usual he was hittin' on the jailbait."

by Zappaman December 6, 2006

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doctor science

A somewhat sarcastic nickname given to somebody who just gave a random scientific fact that might have something to do with the current conversation.

Originated from the original Doctor Science, a character belonging to comedian Dan Coffey, who "knows more than you do", has "a masters degree! In Science!", and would answer questions about random yet silly science with bogus yet silly answers (and even had a television show for a season or two in the states).

Q: Dear Doctor Science, if the speed of light is 186,000 miles per hour, what's the speed of dark?

A: Well, since dark is broken light, it doesn't really have a speed; it just kind of sits around until somebody turns on the light.

by ke6isf August 9, 2004

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