im going to ducking kill myself 

what autocorrect sees fuck as it sees fuck as duck

Guy 1: oh duck you
Guy 2: did you mean fuck?
Guy 1: ducking autocorrect
Guy 2: autocorrect?
Guy 1: DUCK!!!!
Guy 1: im going to ducking kill myself

im going to ducking kill myself by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 17, 2021

Dorking 

In online chess during a time scramble, the making of moves that forces your opponent to use up valuable seconds parrying strange, unexpected, and empty threats. You might use up all your pieces with mindless sac checks, or attack with your king.

1) I set out to dork him from the start. however, had i slowed down I might have made something of that middle game.

2) I gave that WGM a supreme dorking last night!

Dorking by e123h September 19, 2011

dicking around 

wasting time. playing around

son stop dicking around thats your moms job.

dicking around by mudrider January 12, 2009

dicking around 

The act of saying your going to do something, but then doing everything except the work that you set out to do. Some people, especially college students, have become pros at this through the use of stumbleupon, facebook, or bored.com.

Sheehy and Curtin never get their work done cause there always dicking around

dicking around by TheHurricane December 14, 2009

ducking 

u misspelled "Fucking". congrats.

Someone: *texts me*
Me: Hey wsppp
Someone: hi uwu

me: wtf
Someone: wdym.. UnU
Me: u ducking weirdo get away from me
Someone: ducking? wut .-.
Me: ur making me ducking angry
Someone: 0-0
Me: my blood is ducking boiling
Someone: I- ;-;

ducking by lolhahahsas December 23, 2020

Fine Dicking

The Act Of A Man Smacking His Rock Hard Penis Across A Partners Face.

Dishing Out Fine Dickings.

Fine Dicking by Fine Dicker May 12, 2012

Rubber Dicking

When two men slap their flaccid dicks together and have them bounce back like rubber.

When Rob and Jim could not give one another an erection, a little rubber dicking was in order.

Rubber Dicking by nosferahtan May 8, 2013