dock rocky

I don't have one

Always dancing my dock Rocky

by robbins69 January 21, 2018

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Docked

A chance to chill and relax, or a chance to get some jobs done.

We were so docked this weekend, didn’t go anywhere.

I’m just going to dock tonight and get some personal admin done.

by Capowatch August 03, 2022

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Wet docks

A phrase that means lubrication during or for sexual intercourse using referring to male genitalia.

by Anonymous March 15, 2003

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Docking Failure

When A Man Shits Into Another Persons Asshole And Tries To Insert His Penis And Is Unable To Do

Hey Buddy How’d It Go With Your Date
Not Well Dad, She Didn’t Really Like That Docking Failure Move You Taught Me

by macadeliusthemagical January 22, 2024

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Ghost Docking

Inserting a human males penis where another human male peniss' has been. An inanimate object is the true definition. I.E.: a jar of Vasoline.

"Docking" but without one of the docks.

original reddit.com thread by CherrrryCola

subject A: "Oh man, I 'borrowed' my buddy's Vasoline jar and look what I saw!"

-picture of a Vasoline jar with a definitive "PAEYNESS" imprint in it.

(the actual "Ghost Docking" procedure is complete whence subject A inserts his PAEYNESS into/upon where his "buddies" man-tool once poked.) EEEWWWWWW!

by tronn4 January 31, 2012

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