Declan

Has a very big dick and an even bigger heart. He eats sweet chili Doritos every day and loves white girls.

Girl 1: OMG is that Declan?!?
Girl 2: I think that’s I’m! I can see his big ass dick from a mile away!!!

by PussyMachine2312 September 27, 2025

Declan

Declan: A young, skinny gay boy, Majority of the time is under 6ft tall. Most of the time a Declan is sensitive, dumb, and quick to fall in love. Over-all Declan's love dick.

1 (Declan): O-omg, Is that really your penis. Its so- big....

2 (Shagger): Yes, it is my baby. Would you like this steaming hot pipe in your ass.

3 (Declan): O-oh --- AHHH

4 (Shagger): -Inserts-

5 (Declan): Ahhhh - Blood pours on to the floor out of his ass-

6 (Shagger): -Finishes-

7 (Shagger): Now your really a Declan, aren't you?

by declan3942 October 3, 2025

Declan

Maybe the best soccer player in the fucking world. Whenever he gets the ball the other team calls it quits. Good luck garding Declan.

Oh look! There's Declan getting head in the club!

by IluvDeclan November 4, 2025

Destination Deflation

When a friend talks up a certain destination to the point
where are convinced on going there. But upon arrival you
find out it does not live up to the expectaions that your
friend created in your mind.

Brad: Barry told me the surf was going off, and i had to get down there.
Joe:Did you rip it up?
Brad: nah, it was almost flat, goddamn Barry!
Joe: Dude, total Destination Deflation

by TheBlackList January 14, 2010

manhattan declaration

Farting loudly after anal sex.

Marsha's Manhattan Declaration last night was so loud it nearly woke up the neighbors.

by ismellwutudidthur December 16, 2010

a deflator

when one's erect penis is slowly lost due to a disgusting thought or image that entered the person's head. example: a fat chick in booty shorts

"yo bro i totally got a deflator when i saw big ole Marsha in them shorts!"

by dr right wing August 17, 2014

Taylor Deflation

When all the blood in a man's penis instantly vanishes. In other words, when one goes from a throbbing boner to a turtle dick after experiencing a huge turn-off.
Coined in the 1999 rap song "Clemens" by Big Cletus

She made my cock soft like Taylor deflation when she sneezed on my balls down by the station.

by xXweedblazer69Xx May 8, 2018