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DONKEY PUNCH

While engaging in anal sex the male strikes the woman firmly and unannounced to the back of the head, this may cause an involuntary vagal nerve response of contractions most likely from both shock and the blow. this is a hard to research myth or legend that seems to have a life of its own. i think this is a poorly thought out act and potentially risky. it happened to me and i think it was the anticipatory build up that gave him the big orgasm. I had something like a dictal event.
" yah out of the blue i Fed Ex'd Maddy a donkey punch.. she went like ULLK...and twitched ...it freaking took her like 30 minutes to rewire..
DONKEY PUNCH by MADELINEB January 27, 2008

donkey punch! 

Etymology - Modern English, slang. A word that shouldn't ever be blocked.

1. A maneuver used to speed up a slow moving animal, not necessarily a donkey. Entails punching the animal it's hindquarters.

2. A sexual technique used by a male when having intercourse with a female or used by a male when having homosexual relations with another male. The male, who is having sex doggy style, gives a short powerful jab to the back of his partner's head. The resulting shock causes the partner's anus to clinch tight around the man's penis during ejaculation intensifying the man’s pleasure.
TRUE DEFINITION THAT SHOULD BE ALLOWED FOREVER

1. Shrek donkey punched Donkye to make him run up the hill quicker.

2. Jack donkey punched Jill during sex and her but squeezed tight around his penis while he ejaculated deep inside her bowels.
donkey punch! by TrueDefs November 25, 2004

donkey lord 

A person who is so lame and powerless that they need to control the jabronis beneath them, and make them do stupid shit, such as watching Margaret Cho stand-up.

Elijah, pick up that arbitrary piece of hay!
-No, you fucking donkey lord, you only asked me because you're sad, fat, and Amish .

The principle's administrative assistant is such a donkey lord. She gave me detention because my tramp stamp was showing.
donkey lord by TrickFace Killah January 2, 2009

Donkey Ass Balls 

that donkey has donkey ass balls on its ass
Donkey Ass Balls by Pat1196 December 2, 2010

Donkey Cunt

A term used for a mexican woman, that's a whore
Man 1: See that bitch?
Man 2: yeah...
Man 3: She's a donkey cunt bitch
Donkey Cunt by Dfuck September 11, 2006

donkey yogurt 

The secretion of male nectar.
(as found in the vital studies in Homo sapien Spermenology)
Meriel said: "He he he...I'm just gonna unzip this and..oh!"

Virgil replied: "Oh baby, just yeah. Wrap those drunken slut lips around my .... uhhhhh...."

Meriel: "Ow! You got donkey yogurt in my eye!"