Cishet CircleJerk

Something that cishet people like to do in a group. This is not exclusive to sex, it could be male (a rock concert) or female (discussing real housewives).

Yeah man I hate being a sound tech its a fuckint Cishet CircleJerk in here.

by VenusTheFlyTrap November 1, 2021

shufty cush

'Cush' rhymes with 'bush'.
The act of having sex.

'I saw you leaving the bar with that nice jam tart last night. Did you end up getting a bit of shufty cush ?'
A variation is 'shufty zubrick'.

by Bat Chain Puller March 21, 2008

cushie

a puss, a vag, a cooch.

"Hot girls aren't into dorm spirit. They just try to look good all the time so that they'll get their cushies rammed."-- Josh on why the hot freshman don't wear dorm t-shirts

by joshie July 18, 2008

cushioncake

The act of placing one or more flatulent events (farts) into a cushioned chair. The hope is that someone sits down on it, and the dust in the chair will fly up and poison the recipient with your flatulent deed.

The plural is used when more than one person sits on the chair and plants said flatulence. This must be done carefully so as not to poison ones self during the process.

(singular) Yo dude, Jerry is being a dick. Why don't you give him a cushioncake. He'll throw up once he sits there.

(plural) Hey guys, lets give cushioncakes to all of the chicks that came over. They will look at each other and think they let one go.

by Vee Jay December 25, 2008

cashew

a catholic jew

That preacher is one twisted up tight ass. He is a cashew.

by two trout May 26, 2015

Cumshed

A room used for sex, usually in orgies

"Man, I'm not going in that cumshed of a basement."

by Glaceon88 June 17, 2015

cush gig

easy / comfortable job

When I’m home, I’d rather be productive and I don’t have time to play silly games. That’s what my cush gig is for and I get paid for it.

by Adrian Lannister October 20, 2017