cunt clock

cuntity clockity. word you make up when you bored as dick and say when your drunk. means a clock full of cunt.

god damn brett you cunt clock

by fitty p nuuuu January 21, 2009

fag o'clock

Any time of the day when any member of a group needs a cigarette break and all others must join him or her in the smoking area.

LJ - Dude, what time is it?
Sam - Fag o'clock?
LJ - Confirmed yes yes, see you at the smoking hut.

by Laura-Jayne October 22, 2008

I just clocked

To just clock means to just realise

1: Hey Amy how you doing?
2: I'm good thanks, you?
1: I'm goodtoo, oooh I just clocked, you dyed your hair

by I just clocked April 12, 2015

clocking her weasel

A word used to describe female masterbation.

Mainly used in San Diego State area.

The Girl was clocking her weasel, I know dude she cant get no dick

by victorSDSU October 13, 2006

It's Five O-Clock Somewhere

If you are thinking too deeply into this saying, you clearly need a drink.

Jen: "Well, I'm in the mood for a beer right now"
John: "Are you an alchy? It's 2:30!"
Jen: "Hey, it's five o-clock somewhere"
John: "what does that even mean? it's not 5:00 here"
Jen: *summons strength* "we need to get you a strong, healthy beer"

by pynchonian October 30, 2014

clockstrings

Body hair on a female like sαяαн from ares. Hahahahha

Ko0bf4c3> Damn those clockstrings on sarah are gross dude.

sαяαн> Up yours!

A woman with a hairy vaguba & armpits that looks like dick strawbridges tash.

by Ko0bf4c3 June 5, 2011

Clock Up

An ability used by Kamen Riders in the series Kamen Rider Kabuto (2006). By pressing the Clock Up pad on the Henshin Belt, the Rider enters the Clock Up Dimension, allowing them to move at near light speed while everything occurring around them appears to have slowed greatly. Worms are biologically capapable of doing this.

"Clock Up."
IClock Up/I

by Legend-Maker January 3, 2012