crystal hefner

Miss December Hefs wife

Crystal Hefner Playboy

by crystalheffans January 11, 2014

Crystal vaz

Fat ass

Crystal Vaz. Really huge big girl

by Alfread December 24, 2016

crystal soul

The Soul of one's obsession of Crystals. Dedicating their lives to the shine, glow, and structure of Crystals.

You must love Crystals, don't you? Who knows, you might be a Crystal Soul.

by Crystal Soul May 27, 2017

Cryptologic Linguist

The smartest people in the Marine Corps, but still capable of being fuck stupid. Spend half of their enlistment learning a language that they may or may not use. Spend most of their time ordering food in target language at ethnic restaurants. Misses DLI, Compagnio's, and Duffy's. Usually drunk.

Grunt: You're a cryptologic linguist? Do you speak Islamic?

by 3rdman September 25, 2017

Crystallian

A unique special race of beautifully ugly and comedic people. Their lifestyle is quite mysterious, it will have people wondering what their next move is. When they speak they love to leave people in confusion. They have a signature look they do with their eyes in pictures called, "the daze"

"wow...look at this crystallian, quite astonishing"

by Future Gohan April 19, 2018

Crystal Kawichi

A mage who you don't want to mess with. She may be tiny, but she is sassy and powerful. She tends to give hugs to others, and seems happy

Guy 1:"Dude I think I just met a Crystal Kawichi today."

Guy 2: "Oh god, what did you do to piss her off?"

by C.O.K.3271 April 21, 2018

Crystaltoe

Two crackheads under the mistoe

Do you see that Crystaltoe

by Savageruthless December 26, 2017