Crotch Biscuit

Noun. Synonym for a feminine napkin

“Mikey, will you go get mommy a crotch biscuit?”

by Cbusta September 30, 2018

Featureless Crotch

When someone's crotch has no genitals.

I think you also have a smooth, featureless crotch like a Ken doll.

by Victorio115 October 1, 2020

Crotch Kernels

The inevitabely large amount of still edible popcorn that ends up in/ around your lap, crotch and surrounding area(s). Usually happens while watching a movie or TV and You are far too consumed with what is happening on-screen to notice what's falling out of your hands and/ or suckhole.

Is usually eaten when found, but is sometimes discarded on the floor with the candy wrappers.

1: Scott should pay attention to his food a little better, he's gonna have a mountain of crotch kernels to clean up.

2a: Dude, you just ate crotch kernels!
2b: So? They're mine!

by Dan "The Brucey" Murray August 13, 2012

crotch rock

Rock at its lowest, least intellectual form. Also known as hair metal, crotch rock can be recognized by many distinctive traits, such as high-pitched nasal vocals, stupid lyrics, simple or nonexistent song structure, extremely basic drumming, or tasteless guitar wankery. Named as such because crotch rock guitarists usually wear their guitars slung extremely low, often down to their crotch or past it, to the point where it actually interferes with their ability to play their instrument properly. Crotch rock rose to prominence in the 1980's, and is exemplified by bands such as Motley Crue and Poison. It is notable in that most songs of the genre are completely indistinguishable from one another, and lack any sort of memorability or catchiness whatsoever.

No, that's a stupid suggestion. How am I supposed to sing that - do I look like I'm castrated? And we'd never play crotch rock, anyway. It's music for stupid people.

by strolling bones October 2, 2010

cotton crotch

The dry-mouth sensation that spreads through the vagina (oochie) because of over absorption of the tampon.

"Dammmn Meredith, Have you ever had cotton crotch"
"No...what the heck is that TRISHA?!"
"You know, when your crotch is all dried out when you have your period"
"Wow, must be an itchy week."

by Trisha DUDETTE March 20, 2006

Crotch Knocking

1.To thump someone's crotch.

2.To thrust your crotch in a manner that will knocks on one's door.

Brahh, this St.Patrick's Day we should totally go out crotch knocking.

by Dr.Mustachio January 1, 2011

crotch rot

a term used best to describe the rotten odor escaping from the southern regions of a woman's anatomy (mainly either tanning bed overuse or genetically related.)

She claimed to be from Queens, but her crotch rot indicated Stanktopia was more likely the place of her origin

by Anonymous July 5, 2002