crotch sparkle

sparkles from cheerleader's lollies which have sparkles that fall off and get everywhere.

shanelle kept finding crotch sparkles on her body after sitting in keryn's room.

by heykay3 September 29, 2009

crotch circle

A mysterious whore who appears out of nowhere, ruins your life, gives you an STD then disappears into the night.

Dude, who was that crotch circle you picked up at the bar last night. And next time where a condom

by Greg McGuire September 24, 2007

Crotch Puppet

1. The puppet in the movie Labyrinth, that is suspiciously JUST the right size to give Bowie a blowjob whilst standing.

2. A term created by two teenage girls from Mississippi, one madly in love with Bowie--the other just a crotch puppet who loves to talk about klingons. It is used often, but has no true meaning.

3. Can be used in place of slut, whore, stupid, dork, anything really.

Jeez. You're such a crotch puppet. :O

by omgzitsangel August 11, 2008

crotch rock

Rock at its lowest, least intellectual form. Also known as hair metal, crotch rock can be recognized by many distinctive traits, such as high-pitched nasal vocals, stupid lyrics, simple or nonexistent song structure, extremely basic drumming, or tasteless guitar wankery. Named as such because crotch rock guitarists usually wear their guitars slung extremely low, often down to their crotch or past it, to the point where it actually interferes with their ability to play their instrument properly. Crotch rock rose to prominence in the 1980's, and is exemplified by bands such as Motley Crue and Poison. It is notable in that most songs of the genre are completely indistinguishable from one another, and lack any sort of memorability or catchiness whatsoever.

No, that's a stupid suggestion. How am I supposed to sing that - do I look like I'm castrated? And we'd never play crotch rock, anyway. It's music for stupid people.

by strolling bones October 2, 2010

cotton crotch

The dry-mouth sensation that spreads through the vagina (oochie) because of over absorption of the tampon.

"Dammmn Meredith, Have you ever had cotton crotch"
"No...what the heck is that TRISHA?!"
"You know, when your crotch is all dried out when you have your period"
"Wow, must be an itchy week."

by Trisha DUDETTE March 20, 2006

Crotch Knocking

1.To thump someone's crotch.

2.To thrust your crotch in a manner that will knocks on one's door.

Brahh, this St.Patrick's Day we should totally go out crotch knocking.

by Dr.Mustachio January 1, 2011

crotch rot

a term used best to describe the rotten odor escaping from the southern regions of a woman's anatomy (mainly either tanning bed overuse or genetically related.)

She claimed to be from Queens, but her crotch rot indicated Stanktopia was more likely the place of her origin

by Anonymous July 5, 2002