Kill the cripple

The only game worth playing.

Let's play kill the cripple. I'll start.

by Hym Iam October 14, 2020

Ah, Cripes

Like crap, darn, and doh!, this is a statement of frustration. This is usually said, however, when a plot is foiled or one is nailed by a good prank or practical joke.

Martin: Mr. Pendor, we have done a background check and have discovered that you have been cheating on your taxes since Roosevelt was President.

Chester: Which one? Teddy or Frank?

Martin: Frank.

Chester: Which term? He had four, you know.

Martin: It doesn't matter! What does matter is that you're under arrest!

Chester: Do you have proof?

Martin: It's all at the station. Why don't you slip into these handcuffs, junior, and we'll let Detective Charles take care of you!

Chester: Ah, cripes...

by Rodney Basil July 27, 2004

Cripability

The capability (or lack thereof) of a handicapped person to succeed in daily routines. Portmanteau of capability and crippled.

"That guy in the wheelchair can probably get the door himself, as he seems to have a high degree of cripability.

by Jason Van Cleave December 14, 2008

crimpin

When you sleep with your brothers girlfriend without him knowing.

Man you better stop crimpin on me, but i aint mad at ya she is fine.

by Man2bfeared August 22, 2011

crip yell

when a crip is callin his homies

some bloods run up on crips then they gonna do they crip yell for they homies to help them

by im a crip myself November 21, 2013

Squad Up Crip

a set u dont fucc wih from Oregon/Toledo,Ohio and throwen up that east side and tha C's n steady reppin bKerlin n bKleeker...6^ SQUAD UP

Squad Up Crip will fuccen kill u

by C-DubK February 14, 2005

crippler

The biggest, and baddest bong ever created. Sitting at 5 feet tall it can stun just about anyone.

He just hit the crippler, he is done.

by Diesel April 1, 2005