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Cranial Flatulence

When a person wants to make an excuse for his or her stupidity, but wants to make others laugh in the process, so as to take attention away from his or her own dumbass behavior. And, if you're apologizing for your own cranial flatulence (similar to a brain fart), and the person you're speaking to doesn't understand the terminology, you can (temporarily, at least) feel better about your own level of intelligence.
Dude: Wanna come drink with me this weekend?
Chick: Duh...I'm gonna be in New York!
Dude: Oh yeah...sorry...cranial flatulence!
Chick: What???
Dude: Never mind...you wouldn't understand (Secretly feels much better about himself).
by Pipsqueakier May 15, 2006
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Cranky Crew

A large group of supportive people who watch Crankgameplays on Youtube. We are subscribers and viewers, but we are also a family, a community, and a group of friends.
What is up my Cranky Crew? It's me, Ethan! ~intro

Side note: Read all Rick Riordan and Harry potter books. ; )
by Hermescabin11 June 9, 2017
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crank dat calvary boy

crank that soulja boy,, covered by i set my friends on fire,, possibly the best rap remixed to metal ever,, much like the maryrose artifact's peanutbutter jelly time/a bay bay
go listen to it on myspace...search for i set my friends on fire "(screams)you,, crank dat soulja boy" but is introduced like "hey its your calvary kids" which is why it is named crank dat calvary boy
by I_am_cooler_than_you October 30, 2007
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crane

noun
a tall, long-legged, long-necked bird, typically with white or gray plumage and often with tail plumes and patches of bare red skin on the head. Cranes are noted for their elaborate courtship dances.

to court a female bird.
dude been trying to win this crane over but all he wants is some ass.
by amy lame April 4, 2011
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crankcase

I got some Mr. Clean and a gallon of drano, let's get my crankcase and we be gittin' high in no time
by tim-tim April 23, 2004
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Crankerspuss

Crankerspuss

crankers·puss
n.

A person who is currently upset and inconsolable. Also a sour disposition in general. The root word is Cranky, combined with puss meaning face. This term means literally the a person has an upset facial expression, but can be used to describe a variety of sour moods.
· "What is wrong with ol'Crankerspuss over there?"

· "You have an expression of crankiness all over your puss. You sir, are a crankerspuss."
by Anastasia Beaverhausen January 15, 2008
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cranberry condom

An early morning discovery of a penis covered in menstrual blood.
"I took home that girl from the bar and fucked her bare-back. The next morning I woke up with a Cranberry Condom"
by Greg Proops April 22, 2008
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