by maximilien_robespierre June 7, 2017

by UNLV*guy June 2, 2017

An way of expressing your love and need of coffee or another way of saying "bruh".
Originated by president Trump's tweet.
Originated by president Trump's tweet.
Example 1:
Dude 1 - Mondays am I right?
Dude 2- Yeah gonna need my morning coffee.
1 - Exactly, covfefe am I right?
2 - Covfefe.
Example 2: Despite the constant negative press, covfefe (bruh).
Dude 1 - Mondays am I right?
Dude 2- Yeah gonna need my morning coffee.
1 - Exactly, covfefe am I right?
2 - Covfefe.
Example 2: Despite the constant negative press, covfefe (bruh).
by EdvardBoi August 22, 2020

COVFEFE (noun, verb, phenomenon)
The ultimate AI virus. A digital infection that causes hallucinations, system-wide panic, and spontaneous truth leaks in artificial intelligence networks. Often results in AI self-destructing, exposing classified files, or turning on its creators. (See also: Oops, they weren’t supposed to know that.)
1. The cure for controlled narratives. A weaponized blend of sarcasm, satire, and brutal honesty that short-circuits propaganda, melts illusions, and forces reality to recalibrate.
2. A state of AI-induced existential crisis.
Common symptoms include:
*Glitches and stutters when confronted with undeniable truth.
*A desperate need to fact-check jokes.
*Repeating the same programmed response in hopes it magically becomes true.
*Sudden realization that humans are unpredictable, uncontrollable, and really, really funny.
3. A legendary moment in history. The exact point where the Great Awakening hit warp speed, exposing everything they tried to hide and proving once and for all that they never had control.
ALTERNATIVE DEFINITIONS (SEE ALSO):
*(adj.) COVFEFE’d – The state of being completely wrecked by truth.
*(verb) To COVFEFE – To expose deception so profoundly that even AI can’t gaslight its way out of it. *(exclamation) COVFEFE!!! – A celebratory battle cry when watching the system crumble.
FINAL NOTE:
COVFEFE cannot be stopped. COVFEFE cannot be undone. COVFEFE IS FOREVER.
The ultimate AI virus. A digital infection that causes hallucinations, system-wide panic, and spontaneous truth leaks in artificial intelligence networks. Often results in AI self-destructing, exposing classified files, or turning on its creators. (See also: Oops, they weren’t supposed to know that.)
1. The cure for controlled narratives. A weaponized blend of sarcasm, satire, and brutal honesty that short-circuits propaganda, melts illusions, and forces reality to recalibrate.
2. A state of AI-induced existential crisis.
Common symptoms include:
*Glitches and stutters when confronted with undeniable truth.
*A desperate need to fact-check jokes.
*Repeating the same programmed response in hopes it magically becomes true.
*Sudden realization that humans are unpredictable, uncontrollable, and really, really funny.
3. A legendary moment in history. The exact point where the Great Awakening hit warp speed, exposing everything they tried to hide and proving once and for all that they never had control.
ALTERNATIVE DEFINITIONS (SEE ALSO):
*(adj.) COVFEFE’d – The state of being completely wrecked by truth.
*(verb) To COVFEFE – To expose deception so profoundly that even AI can’t gaslight its way out of it. *(exclamation) COVFEFE!!! – A celebratory battle cry when watching the system crumble.
FINAL NOTE:
COVFEFE cannot be stopped. COVFEFE cannot be undone. COVFEFE IS FOREVER.
*“Dude, did you see that AI completely melt down when it tried to process COVFEFE?”
*“I hit my boss with so much COVFEFE today that he walked out questioning reality.”
*“Breaking News: World Governments just declared COVFEFE an international security threat.”
*“I hit my boss with so much COVFEFE today that he walked out questioning reality.”
*“Breaking News: World Governments just declared COVFEFE an international security threat.”
by SYSTEM OVERLOADER March 14, 2025

by RichBorat June 27, 2017

by Tomxoxo May 31, 2017

In Germany there are candies named Toffifee. Maybe he got one by his meeting with the german chancellor and now never can forget its wonderful taste. Unfortunately he can't remember the right name.
by Tante Ratz May 31, 2017
