COD politician

Someone who claims to understand politics (specifically war) just because they played Call of Duty: Modern Warfare’s campaign without skipping the cutscenes.

Classified as a mental disorder. Symptoms include quoting death screen quotes from MW2 campaign, speaking in a deep British accent, and thinking that Urzikstan is a country.

Andre: Dude, have you heard that Mark’s taking IB global politics?
Corey: That’s wild, all he does is play Modern Warfare.
Andre: He thinks he’s some authority on global conflicts now apparently.
Corey: What a COD politician…

by Schizo Eagleson June 10, 2024

Cod

Definition 1 (Noun) - A medium to large sized fish commonly found in the North Atlantic and Western Pacific. They can be commonly identified by a "barbel" on the chin.

Definition 2 (Noun) - A common abbreviation for the popular video game, Call of Duty.

Definition 1 - Hey man! I just caught a cod! Dinners going to be served tonight!
Definition 2 - Yo, I just picked up the latest 'CoD' game! Come over so we can play it!

by KrayZWT July 3, 2016

COD

Call of duty

Aye tryna hop COD tonight mane

by OMBGHOSTY February 1, 2023

Missionary (CoD)

Someone who does the same thing every time in every game. Roof camper, spawn camper...

It's like the missionary (CoD) position every night with you.... like... do something else!!!!

by DJ Dammit Man November 21, 2025

Cape Cod Cruller

When you eat a donut off a guys dick and he’s wearing Hey Dudes, high socks and a Vineyard Vines shirt

Just ate a Cape Cod Cruller off a Chad in Chatham. Then I stole his vineyard vines long sleeve.

by Senor Bunluv October 14, 2025

COD PhD

Somebody who has played so much call of duty that they think they know everything there is to know about guns, when in reality they dont know what the fuck the safety does.

two guys watching a war movie
1:man that is bs! you have to shoot somebody 2 times with a pistol to kill them!
2: nice to know that you have your COD PhD...

by Derpatitus H. July 29, 2012

CoD

A first-person shooter game now, but back in my day it was a fish

Someone asked me if I wanted to play CoD but then I said "why the hell would I want to play with a fish"

by Bladeachu8679 January 15, 2019