Underhand Carrot

When at a posh restaurant, and the waiter gives you a cheeky hand job while pretending to read the specials.

I used to waitress at the Ivy, until I gave an underhand carrot to Russell Brand.

by wynners June 27, 2020

Jack carroll

Very strong, sparked out a gorilla with one punch , pro cow tipper , drinks Pure snake blood , killed a green anaconda with only a tooth pic and runs ST Nicholas fc , dated lots of guy birds for example your mom and Kim k

I wish I was jack carroll

by One way jc October 15, 2020

EEAT caRrr

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eat car meAN POOOP HHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

pooopoo 1:hey did you EEAT carRrr today

poopoo 2: yes i ate car with banana ketchup,very tasty

by KAR WISLY PEZZA MAN December 20, 2020

Cum Carrot

a vegan who has had a little too much fun with a carrot

That vegan teacher is a real cum carrot

by yourlocalmentallyillfrog April 15, 2021

STD Carrot Cake

Girls who have STDs

What a stupid MF called me.

“You’re such an STD Carrot Cake!”

“Miiiiisss! He called Me an STD Carrot Cake!”

by Exotics Lair Fan 1407 August 5, 2021

Camberwell Carrot

A giant joint Danny invented in Camberwell, made up of 12 papers and the most powerful grass in the Western Hemisphere. It tends to make you very high.

Danny: The joint I am about to roll requires a craftsman and can utilize up to twelve skins. It is called a Camberwell carrot.
Marwood: It's impossible to use 12 papers on one joint.

Danny: It's impossible to roll a Camberwell carrot with anything less.
Withnail: Who says it's a Camberwell carrot?
Danny: I do. I invented it in Camberwell...and it's shaped like a carrot.

by Desmond Wolfe December 29, 2021

West Carroll

Definitely a very quirky place to attend, let alone visit, and it really do be falling apart too. Lots and lots of depression and drugs floating around, along with fiends, nobody here has feelings, this place will tear you to the floor til you fold.

Yeah, they go to West Carroll so they may be two-faced

by anonymous April 27, 2022