Captain Canuk

The Canadian version of Captain America... he rides On a Moose and Shoots Hocky Pucks out of his hands... if he's feeling drained of energy he drinks Maple Syrup to replenish his abilities. his side kick is Dudley Do Right!!!

LOOK IN THE SKY ITS A FUCKIN' MOOSE!? OH... its just Captain Canuk and Bullwinkle with his trusty sidekick.. Dudley.. OOUUFF. (proceding to be hit in the nuts with a hockey puck.)

by k.sfbhklsfbhlskj October 4, 2011

Cantankerous

Some one hard to get along with, argumentative, and uncooperative.

Sue Murphy is so cantankerous. She's like a dog with a bone- she just won't let things go.

by Ilovemyself March 10, 2017

captain

Short for Captain Morgan's Rum

I drank twenty ounces of Captain tonight and it ended up all over my couch along with the contents of my stomach.

by Ides of March August 22, 2004

captain save a hoe

Captain Save a Hoe is a popular phrase that originated in 1965 and came from black exploitation movies to describe men who would give money to women who didn't earn it.

Don't be a captain save a hoe

by Anyonecanmakedefinitionshere January 29, 2018

Captain Jack Morgan

A specific version of the DP25, a Captain Jack Morgan is a drink consisting of a shot of Captain Morgan, a shot of Jack Daniels, and some Dr. Pepper. It combines the tasty palate of these three drinks to produce one of the most delicious drinks available, and gets you plenty crunk.

Last night they had Jack Daniels and C-Mo at the party, so I had some Captain Jack Morgans. Shit was SO cash.

by JimSteele March 25, 2008

Captain America

Is when the male sex partner picks up the female, throws her like a boomerang shield and catches her with his penis on her return

The Captain America is my new favorite position.

by overcocky April 30, 2014

Captain Yesterday

Fry's super hero name after joining The New Justice Team. His super powers include super strength and super speed, but he can't fall faster than a gemerald or command sea creatures. He helped steal the Gemerald so that Leela's parents wouldn't be killed.

Leela-Do we have the ability to command sea creatures?

Fry-Hey Zoidberg, get in here

Zoidberg-Screw You

by Heroic Ling Ling November 24, 2004