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Jonathan Troy Calderon 

The greatest man you will ever meet. He's super hot,. He's the best lover anyone could ever have. He's found his Emily, so other girls need to hop off. He has the most gorgeous deep brown eyes, that Emily gets lost in every time she dares gaze into them. He's an extremely gernerous person. He's a great friend, and he's extremely loyal. He's intelligent. He's strong. He's artistic. He has gorgeous collar bones. His hands are sexy as hell. He takes your breath away, and his smile makes you melt. He can be shy, but always respectful. He looks good in everything. He's a complete sweatheart. He's adorable beyond words. He's sexy. He's a passionate lover. He's an amazing kisser. He's trustworthy. He's a good fucker. He's gullable. He's great in bed. He's creative. He's artistic. He can make you laugh at any given point. And he's all mine.
I love you, Jonathan Troy Calderon. (:
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Trans Atlantic Cable 

An unusually long skinny turd with one end that disappears into the drain of the toilet while the other end is clearly visible. Often used with the verb "lay" as in "laying some Trans Atlantic Cable." Also referred to as laying "TAC" for short.
Give me a second guys. I need to go lay some Trans Atlantic Cable. I hope there's some toilet paper left.
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That Nigga Caleb 

That fucking kid that sits alone at lunch and plays Yu-Gi-Oh with his anorexic friends and eats heads of cabbage.
That Nigga Caleb is looking pretty thicc right now.

Cult of Caleb 

The Cult of Caleb is a Cult that houses many people. You can easily join the Cult of Caleb, but you may end up being a Sacrifice.
Oh Boy! I sure hope I live another day without the Cult of Caleb killing me!
Cult of Caleb by CalebChan October 13, 2020
Gypsy.
Former language of the gypsies, now extinct. Also caló and romaní.
Soy de la raza calé. I belong to the gypsy race.

calé by fonsucu June 9, 2008

Larry the Cable Guy 

Worst comedian ever. He follows Jeff Foxworthy and steals his spotlight. He spits the line "Git-R-Dun" way too much. It isn't funny, and now everyone else is saying it.
Mah girlfriend is ugly. That's funny I don't care who you are. GIT-R-DUN!!!

Caller ID 

While having sex with a girl, call her cell phone and when she goes to get it start to masturbate behind her. When she gets to her phone, she'll see its you, look behind her and then you blast her in the face.
"Jenny couldn't believe it when she saw the Caller ID, the look on her face was priceless"
Caller ID by The Bees January 29, 2005