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Woke Broke 

That sense of spiritual bankruptcy one feels in realizing that being Woke means you can’t fart the wrong way without someone interpreting it as a microaggression. You’re best to STFU whitey and wait for the victimhood card game to play itself out.
JustinWoke” Trudeau can do all the virtue signalling he wants, but since those brownface photos surfaced, that bitch is soooo Woke Broke.
Woke Broke by WalkingEagle September 20, 2019

spring broke 

being broke due to spending all of your money on various spring break items such as beer, weed, shrooms, bad motel rooms, mcnuggets and other miscellaneous items.
sorry man I can't throw down for the keg, I'm spring broke.
spring broke by aliciaaaa April 5, 2008

knob broke

Knob broke means u cant turn down which is the opposite of turn up meaning drunk, high, or partying hard. In other words you're not about to stop any time soon.
"Im not going to work tomorrow, cause Its already 3 am. and the knob broke"
knob broke by Money'sworth Midus December 23, 2013

stump broke 

had sex with an animal. stood on a stump during the act.
Ace Dog stump broke that mule out in the field today.
stump broke by dennisrwood October 18, 2003

Stony Broke 

lacks adequate funds (seems to be a Brit or Aus term). Same as Stone Broke in the US.
Googled most frequently in other online dictionaries, but typical usage could be, "Ppl who are stony broke rarely get the chance to post 'stony broke' on the net." :-)
Stony Broke by tw August 25, 2004

I broke ma boat 

'I broke ma boat' is gibberish that flows from the mouth whilst eating cookies when a person tries to say 'Look, theres the hat'.

Other variations include:
'I bwoak ma but'
'I boak ma boat'
'A buk ma but'

(It is refered to as 'I broke ma boat' because it is the only possible sentance that makes sense'
Person 1: I like cookies. (Begins eating)
Person 2: Well duh, you just bought them.
Person 1 (while pointing): I BROKE MA BOAT!
Person 2: What?
Person 1 (after swallowing): Look, theres the hat!
Person2: So it is.
I broke ma boat by met388 August 19, 2009