The best men’s NCAA basketball player in the country. Often known for his exquisite post moves that allow him to easily float to the basket for a windmill slam. Also has a well-established perimeter game as he shoots 50% from three. Hails from Apple Valley, Minnesota and was ranked 3rd in the state of Minnesota in the class of 2016. Currently plays for the UB Bulls and is projected to go 1st overall in the 2021 NBA draft.
Guy 1: Yo did you see that insane 360 dunk last night
Guy 2: No I didn’t, who did it
Guy 1: The best dunker in NCAA basketball of course, Brock Bertram
Guy 2: No I didn’t, who did it
Guy 1: The best dunker in NCAA basketball of course, Brock Bertram
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Goes to BMMS in sixth grade
Slang for stupid
Says going solo from now on
Goes to BMMS in sixth grade
Slang for stupid
Says going solo from now on
by Brent The Tent April 23, 2019
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The term Brock originates from the name of the notorious rapist, Brock Turner. Brock was convicted of raping an unconscious woman behind a dumpster, but served a mere six months for his barbarity. To be Brocked or to Brock another person is to; take advantage, steal, or rape another person with the inherent knowledge that one will ellude sufficient consequence based on the perpetrator's preferrable socioecnomic status.
Present tense:Brocking
The term Brock originates from the name of the notorious rapist, Brock Turner. Brock was convicted of raping an unconscious woman behind a dumpster, but served a mere six months for his barbarity. To be Brocked or to Brock another person is to; take advantage, steal, or rape another person with the inherent knowledge that one will ellude sufficient consequence based on the perpetrator's preferrable socioecnomic status.
Guy 1: Did you see the video of Cullen raping that girl last night? Police were shown the video and he was arrested.
Guy 2: Oh shit, she got Brocked. We all know his dad paid the last judge under the table to bail him it out of his seventh rape.
Guy 2: Oh shit, she got Brocked. We all know his dad paid the last judge under the table to bail him it out of his seventh rape.
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by sir sped the third September 27, 2019
Get the bracket mug.Brock is an athletic guy. But although he’s nice to his friends he’s usually a dick to everyone else, people assume he’s innocent but once you meet him your realize how much of a dick he is, he usually has friends named Jacob, Miguel, and Colin. Although he claims to be straight he is actually a closeted gay who most likely wants to fuck everyone on his football team.
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