ham boobs

The sexual act of putting ham on your chest and having it eaten off by your partner.

The young man was hungry and horny, so he decided to do ham boobs.

by Finky the Fink November 2, 2013

my boobs are bigger than yours

A display of female dominance that proves nothing, but it does prove who has more money to spend on breast implants. After the display is complete there is a bloody battle to death, they commonly involve recently used dildos as blunt objects for a weapon.

My cat told me I was crazy so I said "well, my boobs are bigger than yours"

and since I was only 14 I didn't have any dildos clean enough to use.

by Guy with a big penis November 25, 2014

national show me your boobs day

show me your boobs day is on October 14th

go up to a girl and tell em its national show me your boobs day!

hey ally show me your boobs baby its national show me your boobs day ;)

by Niack October 14, 2020

boobs

scientifically called breasts, sometimes large spherical objects in a females chest region

suck my boobs!

by buttcheecks23 July 6, 2011

Boobs

Something made for men to think about and squeeze for hours and maybe suck on;Gods greatest creation

Boy: I totally stuck my face on the girls boobs

by NobodyAlive April 23, 2015

Boobs

(As a girl) torture devices to basically break your back!

My boobs are heavy af

by Cikdidjjefhd September 6, 2019

Bumper Boobs

A novelty item that is attached to a vehicle's trailer hitch.

Cindy: "I just got some Bumper Boobs, and I'm gonna put 'em on my truck hitch."
Darryl: "They're just like my Truck Nuts."

by Bonch Nifkin January 21, 2013