Bloomtwist

An advanced position in which an individual can show off both their ass and abs simultaneously.

“No shit, there I was - ass up - but they asked for the Bloomtwist. So, I had to twist around to show off my abs and make eye contact.

by Sqwad May 6, 2022

BLOOMING CUM

When cum explodes from the penis like a volcano

I just blooming Cummed

by FRENCH POTATO May 27, 2022

Bloomskie Johnsons

Diarrhea induced by eating foods an individual knows will give him/her diarrhea.

I ate some cheese and now I have the Bloomskie Johnsons

by Doosh_Nozzle June 12, 2022

Bloomsexual

Bloomsexual: a person who's sexual orientation is constantly changing and almost never static
Colours of the flag are

Yellow 💛
Pink💗
White🤍
Blue💙
Black🖤

I'm coming out of the closet as Bloomsexual mom.

by R4T_VØM1T June 13, 2022

Bloomromantic

Bloom romantic: a person who's sexual orientation is constantly changing and almost never static

P1) I'm coming out of the closet...

P2) ok whats are you?
P1) I'm... *BLOOMROMANTIC*
P2) OMG I am to!!

*starts aggressively making out)*

by R4T_VØM1T June 13, 2022

Blooming

/ˈblo͞omiNG/

Verb
When a man tucks his penis between his legs to make it looks like he has a vagina, then slowly releases the pressure so his penis springs up like a flower blooming.

I thought John and his friends were working on his Harley, but when I went out to the garage, he was blooming in front of them.

by Derrick Leslie September 29, 2022

Bloomer

A person of the Boomer generation that isn't set in their ways and is willing to grow and evolve.

Trent is a Bloomer.

by ThaMarvEllisOne October 7, 2022