Blood dodging

When your lady is on the rag and totally bugging you with her attitude and chewing you out for her time of that month and you sneak or avoid her calls or texts all day

"Hey what are you up to today dude?"
"I'm just blood dodging bro, my chick is tripping all over stupid shit I said to her."
"Oh man, good luck!!"

by Sofakingsaiyan December 11, 2019

Blood Patch

When you have sex with a girl on her period for the first time.

: I earned my blood patch when I was only 15!

by Princes peach818 November 20, 2016

Blood test

A shit test to tack hurt like hell

Arrrr shit that hurt I hate blood test

by Umooooooom January 3, 2022

Blood Whale

A mythical sword only belonging to the most amazing.

All hail! Septima! Queen of the Septic tanks! Wielder of Blood Whale!!

by everstar January 20, 2009

Pretty Blood

Pretty Blood is an ongoing series with the central character, who is a bear (malino) named Rinny who is apart of a company named Pretty Blood(not to be confused with the series’s name itself) and is a serial killer. The series is also quite popular and as a whole resembles Happy Tree Friends.

Pretty Blood is cool, and it can both be on YouTube and Newgrounds.

by Ickystuffslime June 22, 2023

Spare Blood

When a person is a member of a company, group, or in a relationship solely to fill the open vacancy; as if the only benefit they bring is blood for donation.

"You're not my friend, you're my bodyguard, make it past two weeks, I might learn your name, until then, you're spare blood." -Alucard, Hellsing Ultimate Abridged, episode 3.

"Andrew is our 'social media intern,' he can make copies or coffee, other than that, he's spare blood.

by J. Fillerin February 7, 2018

Orphan blood

Orphan blood is the most commonly used liquid for a ritual as its blood attracts my sleep paralysis demon

Hey dude, did you bring the orphan blood for the ritual?

by kpil March 14, 2021