bread blasting

When you get a french loaf shoved deep inside of your anal cavity/vaginal cavity.

All was fine and well until her dad walked, balls deep, no hair, bread blasting his daughter.

by NNNNN1NNNNN January 23, 2020

shotgun blast

when you have diarrea that all come's out at once making a sort of popping noise and spray's the toilet with shit.

Man I ate at del taco and then I gave the toilet a shotgun blast.

by nate July 12, 2003

Gotta blast

When you are going to masturbate. So horny you gotta take care of it.

Family: where r u going, come hang out with us

Me: Gotta blast!

by Macdaddyabiphelps August 18, 2016

finger blasting

aggressive finger banging of a vagina.

I was finger blasting some girl in the middle of the party.

by Meat Drapes August 14, 2009

SHIT BLASTER

the ass

Wow! That chick has the nicest shit blaster I've seen in a while.

by weave March 27, 2003

colon blaster

Type of food that will eventually cause a violent erruption in the intestinal system and the defecation process.

I've got to lay off the Mexican food. Those burritos are complete colon blasters!

by Indy Sparkplug May 8, 2010

dooky blaster

after sex if the girl is taking a crap and has her legs spread you go into the bathroom and fuck her while she's on the bowl.

after i fucked you mom i gave her a dooky blaster.

by vasilie March 5, 2004