bile

car, short for "automobile." Rhymes with peel.

"I gotta take my 'bile into the shop this weekend."

by el_yotcho December 13, 2008

The Bible

the book that is supposed to be the truth about god... fuck that. there is no god, there's jesus because he is in our history books, but no god. GOD IS A FAGGOT.

your fucking god is a faggot.

by Bearded Abe February 28, 2005

mclean bible church

a church that has grown big and fast and anyone who doesnt go to church at all calls it a cult, but really more people go to it than dont. like 3,000 people go there.

besides, if that many people go there, how can it be a cult?

if u think MBC is a cult than u obviously havent gone there but hate it because everyone else does

by peaches July 24, 2004

reading the bible

Is a code word for sex. I made it up in high school, so people that didn't know what it was still thought we were good kids

Tyson & Lindsay just left to go read the bible.

by wildcat February 8, 2005

bible thump

the act of being thumped or thumping someone verbally, generally for speaking against or going against the morals of the christian religion.

Father: "you can't date outside the church!"
Daughter: "Quit bible thumping me dad, i'll date whoever i want."

by tysoe June 12, 2006

Bible Whore

A bitch that Quotes Bible Scriptures of love as she fucks you.

Song of Solomon 1:2

Let him kiss me with the kisses of his mouth— for your love is more delightful than wine. (NIV)

The Bible Whore quotes the word, as she fucks you.
She does not see the sin in the fuck.

by Terri Kroger Dalton May 16, 2011

bible of pop

a.k.a "Teenage Dream" by queen of pop Katy Perry. The whole album remains iconic since first day. No one cant top it. Even her.

"What are you listening to? Im listening to The bible of pop"

by savetearsinyourheart January 7, 2021