whack the beast

to masturbate the male reproductive organ commonly known as the penis.

Monty whacks the beast on a daily basis in school.

by Maurice Lung May 27, 2005

beast up

verb - slang; to drink one or more Monster energy drink, equivalent to saying "shoot up" when referring to injecting drugs intravenously

Example 1
Guy 1: Dude, I've got a ton of homework to do tonight and 3 group meetings to go to.
Guy 2: Sounds like you need to beast up if you want to make it.

Example 2
Guy 1: You shouldn't beast up before your big presentation.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: It will melt your mind.

by smclife October 7, 2010

Beast Meat

Derogatory term to describe overweight and/or unattractive females. Also describes the genitals thereof.

Eat the meat of the beast that beats.

by Clintox Ox April 22, 2004

Sexy Beast

Synonym for "Chris", a Sexy Best is somebody who is irresistible to women, and they often have trouble controlling there urges around them.

The Sexy Beast helps women fulfill her urges quite often.

Girl: OH Chris! You're such a sexy beast!

by ThreeOneThird June 6, 2009

elle-beast

1. weed
2. a fat girl
3. something gross

1. Dude lets go smoke some elle-beast later tonigt.
2. Man did you see Bill fucking that elle-beast last night.
3. Dude I ate hooters earlier and I have to take a massive elle-beast.

by redwings r us November 6, 2009

Beasting Off

The act of masturbating and thinking of animals.

Person 1- So today i decided to masturbate to something different like..Beasting off.

Person 2- whats that?

Person 1- It's where you masturbate and think of animals while masturbating.

Person 2- Really?! OMG! I'm going to go try that right now!

by D. Schlosser February 25, 2008

Beauty and the Beast

A form of gothic metal involving angelic female vocals and growled male vocals.

Tristania and Theatre of Tragedy are classics in the Beauty and the Beast genre.

by Curumbor Elendil February 11, 2005